History doesn’t repeat itself; it just recycles the same six idiots across 4.5 billion years. addJOE follows Joe, a high-entropy ginger anomaly who uses unearned optimism and a zero-value "Earth-Apple" to execute the ultimate hustle. In every era—from prehistoric jungles to modern offices—his petty delusions collide with hard physical logic, causing catastrophic, localized apocalypses. Ultimately, evolution is just a universal trauma response to Joe’s incompetence.