Are You Happy Yet? Are you sick of getting sick? We’ll worry no more! Scientists have found a permanent cure to all diseases. The only side effect is that you can no longer feel. The only thing you can feel, is the need to feel emotions again. This caused a new market for emotions. For dopamine. And in order to capitalize on this, the government created the clowns. Because what's more hilarious than a clown? [irregular updates]

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