Astronaut Cosmonaut Become a Patron NOTICE FROM CELESTREAL, INC.: Meet our dedicated orbital specialist who may or may not have been accidentally left aboard our decommissioned space terminal facility. Watch as they tackle very remote work), conduct solo team-building exercises, and perfect professional self-communication. At Celestreal Inc., we don't just reach for the stars—we occasionally forget our employees among them! (Legal disclaimers pending.)

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