BE GAY, DO CRIME Become a Patron  Two brothers, Bob and Jimmy, needed to find 6000 bucks as soon as possible for "reasons". Therefore, to fix their money problems, the two decided to spend their life savings (25 cents) to buy a "pirate ship" and become the most notorious pirates in the seven seas!!! Join them and their crew of "eccentric" buccaneers as they travel across the sea to commit petty crimes and harass the locals!!! UPDATES: Every Week.

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