Feathered friends and fanciful fiends; the life of a large bird is not to be laughed at. They say lying is an artform and flying is an instinct. Aren't we all just winging it anyway? So come along and join Derek, a seemingly unassuming duck with zero hands and and impossible plans. Impossible since they haven't been made yet.

Yeah. About that. See, I was going to write something AMAZING, but then just went with my first idea. Figure I can make it work later.