- Comedy
In the Pacific Northwest, there is a little bar that most locals know to avoid. "Nothing good ever comes from intruding in on the regulars..." that's what they say. Sounds like the locals are superstitious folk, eh? It's almost ridiculous, really, the rumors about the place. A hub for serial killers? Cannibals and Cultist, how absurd. Even if that was true, how would poor Mrs. Valentine handle such a crowd? Maybe if her beloved husband was still around... Come stop in, if you're not too scared.

Hey yo its ya Local Ace here. I'm gonna let you in a trade secret, I have no clue what I'm doing.