my butt hurts so bad smh

instant noodles can be a good source of sodium

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its time to put the frozen turkey on the train tracks

I haven't had a full night sleep in 8 days I'm exploding

make your bobs bigger with one simple trick

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you

"I could go for a few smackerels of blood rn" -Evil Pooh

i have contracted the coughs

boneless skeletons for sale $3.99/piece

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one is the loneliest number you ever known two can b as b

i thot fefebruryary had 30 days but apparently not

you can have my name if you're down

diagnosed with having a bone in my leg

I want $20 worth of french mint

imagine how is touch the sky

due to personal reasons i will be having a bone in my leg

bees and toes (bees and toes)

cannibal corpse talks about his huge neck

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break a bone make a friend

boneapolis

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for $3 I can double the bones in your body in a non GMO way

remember to remember to remember to remember

college is a scam and i am nothing but a fool

due to schedule conflicts, i am only allowed to have 12 bone

i take off my skin to scratch my bones before I perform

worm off the string...what atrocities will he commit

if u compare my chars to j*mes ch*rles i will delay updates

my dog has unionized the local strays to shit on my lawn

the leg bone is connected to the head bone

the bigger you are the larger you are

i know that you know that i know that you know that i know

ma'am plseas stop giving me homework my crops are dying

remember to look both ways before crossing my mind

hapepy haloowenens

cloudy with a chance of catching these hands

haha dont commit yourself sudoku your so sexy

im suing my dog for property and emotional damage

rain (and i cant stress this enough) on me

if i make typos in the text its bc im illiterate

wat if i upload on random days just because aha jk...unless?

my clownsona is being patented as we speak

if shes ur girl then why is she suing humanity with me

im being harassed by a fly and it has a gun

man door hand hook car door

parma jawn cheese with aunt jovie

My wife took my fursona in the divorce

goose geese moose meese cactus cacteese

i cant believe its not I Cant Believe It's Not Butter butter

haha 69 420 blaze it

snorts funyun dust through my nostril in chernobyl

aeiou aeiou John Madden John Madden uuuuuuuu9999999

konichiwassup eatadakimasu

Hey, you got a license for that?

head shoulder bees and toes (bees and toes)

its time to d d d d d ddd d ddddddddddddddddddd

421 praise it (the lord)

Mothman pizza is the pizza for you and me

The E in Chuck E. Cheese stands for Entertainment

i saw u drivin round town wit the girl i love and im like fu

a duck knocks on ur door and asks: u got any grapes?

Green is not a creative color

aint there no oui without u and i

If you slap a chicken at a velocity of 3725.95mph

meow meow meow? meow meow meow meow.

all by myself an uncharted island in an endless sea

Gotta go fast (sonic) Gotta Go Fast (Sonic) Gotta go faste

10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will

when you walk away you dont hear me say please o h baby

It's Doug Dimmadome Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

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may i get some hot cheesetoes sir

ive been to mushroom mountain once or twice but whos countin

Alexa remind me to play golf against my chihuahua

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all

That's a pretty big trunk on my lincoln town car aint it

are ya ready kids

If I had a dollar for every dollar I had I would have one d

why in the world do i have so many subscriber whats goin on

im tired and sleepy and its 3 in the AM

ring ring ring phonecall phonecall

Intermission

Ho ho ho Happy Halloween

down by the bay where the watermelon grows

head on apply directly to forehead

f is for fire that burn down the whole town u is for uranium

i got lazy with scribbly icons so now you get cropped icons

if u drink water in australia it goes in the other way

1-800-are-you-slapping

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could c

lets gather round the camfire and sing the campfire song

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

what the fk did you say about me you little b-

doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot

someone gave me $6 so u guys could have this chapter early

Press Start to Begin New Adventure

goodbygbyebye bom

when i was a young boi my father took me into the city to se

remember to drink woter

this is Bizza Bhut can i take ur order mayhaps

outta my way outta my way i gotta poop

he loves the cronch

it's time to mcfkcing d-d-d-d-d-duel

Bomeranian the bomb Bom pomeranian

its not wheed you stoner

its time for the weeklies train

doot doot doot

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sweat dream babes dont let the boogey man tickle your a

one(1) leggy for sale never used

everything is jpegy because im too lazy to resize dudes

if there were two guys on the moon and one killed the oth

Less than 60 characters

oh worm?

yeah right ur just a dumb bih

hyuck me up hyuck me up inside cant hyuck up save me

wHOA dude watch ur steps

The Unlucky One