Booty Call Become a Patron Human beings were born without asses until one-day Bootylicious – the goddess of booty – blessed mankind with their backsides, the booty and from the booty flowed power and farts that they could bend to control the very nature itself. One day the gift by bootylicious – the golden twin cheeks – began to sound, the booty called and all the booty warriors from across the booty world answered. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) READING STYLE: RIGHT-TO-LEFT

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