Rae and Jay are two gay people who are... lacking in the love department to put it lightly. What do they do instead of signing up for a dating app or finding contentedness in the single life? Give terrible romantic advice to other people to feel better about themselves (duh). Can't have the romance you want? Sabotage others!

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