It’s not me, it’s you. UP

Bros before heroes

Same damn time…same damn channel

Rock the Cantina

At least they wore seatbelts

Smell ya later.

I hear they’re scruffy lookin’

Are Henchmen Claimed as Dependents or Furniture?

We always call each other Gopherllas

To The Moon!

At least death is final

Be sure to file in triplicate

Today’s Forecast: My own private hell

Kitchen Nightmares

Somebody order fried spam?

Same Crap, Different Year

Like, Take a Chill Pill

Am I supposed to be punishing myself?

Make like a tree and GTFO

Freaky Friday?

In the back of a Volkswagen?

Not the Bees!

That was easy!

These strips keep on rollin’

I won’t ask again…

Lawyer up bruh

How about an extended warranty?

You can’t expect much from us.

One more thing…

Dammit Jim!

Mouth for What?

I have the power!

That’s not write…

It’s in beta

Netflix and …

And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

Everybody’s a Loki

He’s gonna go hungry…

Bodacious

404 Joke Not Found

In space, no one can hear you telemarket.

Did you get the memo?

Misery loves company

How do you plead?

It’s all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone

Caped Caper

This one is driving me crazy

No chance of parole now…

The sea is dark and full of terrors.

Out of the frying pan?

Not bad. Cod do better.

Something fishy is going on.

Sorry…Affogato your name

Infernal Delivery

Twisted up like a Rubik’s Cubist

How to Zoom

Splish Splash

It’s a Dog Groomed Shame

For a nice and shiny coat…

That tingling feeling means it’s working!

Don’t call it a comeback

Yoink!

Stay-cation!

What’s that dirt on your chin?

I’ve got something in my eye

Hush now, Mama’s here

Gotta catch ’em all

Wipe your feet!

They’re all gonna laugh at you

Can Timmy come out to play?

Oink Bro

Prison changes you

She misses her lil’ Boopsie

This is not the way

They love me on eBay

Funk Sole Brother

It’s so mindbogglingly useful!

Stealing power is better for the environment

Do your ears hang low?

Groovy

The reaper does not listen to the harvest

Social Distance is Working.

Social Distance Creativity Disorder

Did someone hear a snap?

I don’t have a square to spare.

You keep on knocking but you can’t come in.

I don’t think that’s sanitary

Hold Still

The plumage don’t enter into it.

He’s only mostly dead.

Why did you say that name!?

Don’t forget to tap your mana.

I’m not throwing away my shot.

Family Matters.

Does this glow look infected?

Wait, Wilhemina?

I like coffee. It gives me the illusion that I'm be awake

This is why I take baths.

Toss this gag in the ditcher.

Who wants a Hertz Donut?

Ching Chang Walla Walla Bing Bang.

Eight out of nine ain’t bad

Why go high when you can go low?

No one is in comics for the money.

This show stinks.

Wake me up when December ends.

Ah hell, give me a white wine spritzer.

I before me except after thee

Head over heels for his art.

Not going anywhere for a while?

Candygram for Mongo?

Radio Blah Blah

Chillin’ like a villain

He’s in serious treble.

That’s why it’s called ‘Duty’.

Please apply again at a later time. Much later.

I think he’s finally getting it

Avoid the prat-falls of comedy.

Don’t go getting all choked up now.

Stuck in the middle with you.

We want the funk.

Gonna need a steamer to get that out.

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

If you keep making that face, it’ll stay that way.

How do you make a goth giggle?

Speedsters are big jerks.

Give That Monkey A Typewriter!

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

Wait, people actually read this comic?

In Hero City, egg beats you!

Time to make the donuts.

Your Freudian slip is showing…

Gesundheit!

The muse has struck

You pay what you get for…or something like that.

You might be a Targaryen

Those marvelous scammers sure scammed us, huh?

Some say it’s still at large till this very day…

That’s some heavy funk

He’s a big fan

Now just wait a second…

Lights out on Cell Block D

You’re gonna be in trouble when mom gets home.

Everybody wants to be a star

There go the best fries in Hero City

Now he’s the Atomized Avenger

I couldn’t carrot all

I haven’t had a decent sacrifice in ages

It’s like the eye follows you wherever you go.

Clean up your act before I get back!

I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob

Sleeping the sleep of the innocent, despite myself

Not responsible for hair in awkward places.

If you want something done right, do it yourself.

Some situations are seldom swashed swiftly when buckles...

Everyone thinks they can write.

The leading cause of misery for artists is writers

At least she’s not asking for brunch…

Heaven help you if they’re not in season!

Kiss me like you miss me

He’s getting hip to the get down

He’s getting real good at it, too.

I think his ears look funny

Catches on quick, doesn’t he?

You know what? That’s gonna hurt.

I’m a doctor not an orthographer!

Still probably safer than most street meat.

Sometimes you need lackeys in bulk

Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into

Don’t ask about the cheese…

Maybe if you hum a few bars?

Never make a promise you’d hate to keep

You’re Big in Japan

Well Noted…

I guess this makes me the tool

Every job can be automated…

I wish this strip would draw itself…

You can’t draw and goof off at the same time

Writers can be vindictive

There goes his tip

A job most foul

April Blizzards Bring May…Blizzards?

You Light Up My Life

Customer Disservice

Started at the Bottom

Really Driving These Puns

That’s two minutes for whining

At least it’s out of it’s misery

Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.

Sadder than a discount Valentine

A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter

Also presenting, the bleeps, the sweeps and the creeps

Mmmmm…Chocolate

Something old is something new

The Creative Process Needs a Shove

It was bound to happen

I see what you’re driving at…

Who weeps for the aardvark?

That Fourth Wall’s Lookin’ Kinda Flimsy

Time for a time out

It clearly said ‘Do Not Touch’

Probably just picked the first word in the dictionary

Make a like a tree…and get back to work!

Lowered Expectations Means You’ll Never be Disappointed

I prefer starlight mints in mine…

Grab your ankles, please

Why not Southpaw Sundays?

Men at Work

Thank you sir, may I have another?

Nobody Puts Soda Popinski in the Corner

A Song of Wait and Wonder

My Secret Identity Disorder

I hope the flying piranhas are house broken

Kitty Perry Sings the Blues

When you wish upon a star

The Asparagus Strikes Back

Hold Onto Your Butts

The Real Reason Invulnerable Superheroes Need Super Suits

What are these? Girl Scout Cookies for Ants?

Overcompensating Much?

But all the other villains make fun of my chin

A Soggy Situation

Um, look, if we built this large wooden badger…

I Said Good Day Sir!

A Crummy Caper

And now I forgot my social security number!

The Adventures of The Cockroach

The Adventures of The Possum!

I’ll packa your bags for your trip.

Superheroing ain’t easy

Need a little pick me up

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

I’ve seen enough hentai to know what happens next…

Yo soy la noche

That’s the Power of Pine-Sol, Baby!

And I thought he smelled bad on the outside

Light ‘Em Up

Night gathers, and now my watch begins.

PC Load Letter? What the F@#$ does that mean?

Why Put Off Tomorrow What You Can Do Today

If You Could Go Ahead and Do That…That’d be Greeeeaaat!

At least you don’t handle his “delicates”

Splitter!

Only yourselves to blame

Actually, they’re kinda bland till you scoop sugar on ’em.

10,000 ways that won’t work

Don’t blow your wig

Snards. Its what’s for dinner.

Circle of Life

Sometimes the Laundry Sorts You

Widdle Wiggy Woogums

Nothing wrong with a bit of bribery between friends

Life Finds a Way

The Sebastian Confrontation

And don’t come down until you’re ready to apologize!

Faceless No Longer

Mission One Eight Seven

Gonna Fly Now

I Don’t Have a Square to Spare

Couldn’t hit the broadside of a…

Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls

And On Your Right, Yet Another Seattle Burnt Coffee Shop

Where there’s a whig, there’s a way

We should pull over for gas

Sprinkles are for winners

You’ll have to excuse my friend. He’s a little slow.

I take my misery with two sugars

Under the water, the fish don’t stink

Phrasing?

Side effects include

Oathbreaker

Wheel of Morality Says: Eat more fiber!

Even more ripping off the classics

And she smelled of elderberries

What Ever Happened to Judge Rheinhold?

Is it still cannibalism if you’re a chicken?

Nobody knows…

Never Miss a Day

Worst part of waking up

Love me as though there were no tomorrow

Just a pinch…

Want some cheese with that whine?

Swipe Left Young Man

The fool or the fool who follows the fool

Operation Snatch and Grab

Is it 420 Already?

Cannonball!

The Ministry Of Silly Talks

Search your Feelings…

Hmm, depends…

Bring me my brown shirt…and hat…and goggles

A little bit of the ultra-cleaning

Is Caring

The Devil’s Workshop

Trick or …

Still no hover boards?

I love a parade

Just like the old age home

The Secret Ingredient is Love

I Feel Pretty, So Pretty

A Hole in my Heart

Thief of Hearts and Samsungs

Who doesn’t enjoy a good smiting?

Ace of Dummies

I need a volunteer from the audience

Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse

Come Fly With Me

My Heart Will Go On

Elementary

Hey, it’s a living…

It’s Not The Fall That Kills You…

Reset the Wayback Machine, Sherman. We broke something.

Doomed To Repeat It

Can it Gizmo

This Ain’t Motel Six

Bliss

Indignities abound

Tools come in all sizes

And me without my baggy pants

Someday We’ll Find It

It doesn’t have to be a snowman

Minions. Why did it have to be Minions?

A’int quite the Mines of Moria

We don’t got the beat

Secondhand Tolkien is Dangerous Too

Not Batman

Finally, A Straight Answer

Break on Through

Layers. Like an onion.

It makes the world go ’round

Everyone’s a Critic

Abracadabra

Protective Custody

Constructive Criticism

Do Not Arouse the Wrath of the Great and Powerful Oz

Don’t Meet Your Idol Kids

Try, Try Again

Found Him!

I’m All Over Social Media

Just Snapping a Quick Selfie

With a Little Help From My Friends

Bert’s Revenge

Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One

Heal Thyself

The Price is Wrong

I Was Vengeance Before It Was Cool

Don’t Try This At Home, Kids!

No Paddle For You

Game Over, Man! Game Over!

I Didn’t Get A Harrumph From That Guy!

Sucks To Be You

Know When to Fold ‘Em

Happy Trails

Pax Super-Sapiens

Oh The Humanity

Of Course You Realize This Means War

You’ll Speak When Spoken To

Afterbirth

For Every Action…

Good Help is Hard to Find

It Isn’t Polite To Stare

What Goes Around

Villainy Never Takes a Vacation

I wonder if this is how Nomad felt…?

Hiding in Plane Sight

Happiness is a Warm Blanket

Alcohol Preserves Everything Except Dignity

Just a Little Prick

A Thousand Channels And Nothing Is On

Nothing Personal

It Saves on Transaction Fees

Hum a Few Bars

You’re Going to Need a Bigger Boat

Like a Big Pizza Pie

The Sincerest Form of Flattery

That’s Despicable!

Sibling Rivalry

What is the Sound of One Opposite Generating?

A good man always knows his limitations

If You Can’t Beat Them…

Watch Out Man!

Off to a Slow Start

Just Say No

Slow News Day

Here’s Johnny!

Not Exactly Millions of Voices

Where’s My Parade?

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Apology Not Accepted

A Picture Says a Thousand Things You Didn’t Want to Say

All Alone in the Moonlight

Dreadlocks

Did You Get a New Hairdo?

That Not So Fresh Feeling

A Mystery Pummeled by an Enigma

Don’t Try This At Home

You’re Supposed to say `Who’s There`

High in Fiber

Meet Bob

Winners Never Quit

I Feel Like Chicken Tonight

Not Again

That Tingling Feeling is How You Know it’s Working

Hoarders: The Evil Doctor Edition

What’s in a Name?

Cluck Shot First!

Cluckin’ A!

Kirby Wuz Here

Do You Want To Talk About It?

Sounds Like Someone Has Abandonment Issues

How Old Are You Now?

I’d Like a Serving of Community with a Side of Sarcasm

Where Are We Going To Find Rubber Pants Our Size?

That Was Premature

Strange Befellows

Be Home by 8:30

Do Not Pass "Go"

Careful What you Ask For

Snugglebunny

What a Tangled Web

Dating is Such Sweet Sorrow

It's Bigger on the Inside

A Place to Call My Own

Murder Was the Case That They Gave Me

There's always Uncle Ben

Even Evil Doctors Get the Blues

Everyone Has to Start Somewhere

Labstyles of the Vile and Villainous

Conspiracy

Friends Come and Go, but Enemies Accumulate

I Said I Was Sorry

Who Left the Dimensional Portal Open Again?

Parting is such sweet sorrow

Radiant

One Man's Trash

Stop me if you've heard this one

Any port in a storm

Any club that would have me...

Delicates

Crime and ...

A Presumption of Innocence

The Gig is up!

Speed Limit