What are you accusing me of?

Creator

I love Mr. Blankenship. He's one of the truly good people in Dark Paradise. Every morning he wakes up, cooks a large steaming pot of soup, and hands it out to the many homeless people in the neighborhood. He is such a great role model. The fact that Gauge would dare accuse him of doing something wrong is horribly offensive. Mr. Blankenship is an angel, a saint, a man with a heart of gold. -S.M.