Mag and Schruufe, two archeologists desperately trying to discover what event wiped out a mysterious civilization hundreds of years ago, have finally uncovered something: a piece of pink fabric that smells of bleach and anxiety. After hours of study, it yields no clues. In a fit of rage, Mag ingests the cloth. Suddenly, her eyes become beams of light projecting a reclusive bunny man onto a rock wall. A sudden voice begins to narrate the imagery: "These are the tragedies of Diff Fubbington..."