In a universe where ancient gods feed on human stories, the most dangerous job isn't fighting them—it's filing the paperwork. Aaron Strang works as an archivist at a black hole observation station orbiting just a thousand kilometers from the event horizon of the "Abyss Eye." His daily routine is mundane: take the station's incomprehensible data streams and rewrite them into harmless bureaucratic reports. A gravitational wave signal that resembles language? Label it "routine background fluctuati