A story told by Egg, for Egg, and dedicated to Egg. I'm not exactly sure where to start. Maybe by stating that this is not a confession, it is comedy and shouldn't be used in a court of law. I suppose an introduction is in order. So here it is... Welcome to the tale I have coined: Kill Egg.

I draw the same thing over and over. fool me once shame on me, fool me twice chicken and rice.