EmotoCorp Become a Patron Welcome to EmotoCorp! How can I help you today? We have a wide array of employees to select from that can assist you in each of their respective - what was that? You want to know where the bathroom is? My grotesque face makes you nauseous and you're on the verge of vomiting as we speak? Alright-y then! Go straight down that hallway and take the first door on your right! We appreciate your business and look forward to helping you - she's gone..! What a nice young lady.

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