You are at the back of a train traveling at the speed of light. You shine a flashlight towards your friend who is at the front of the train. Will the light reach them? Einstein says yes, but the real question is how do you get off this death train? Suddenly you have a plan, it is a good one involving a grappling hook. Your friend wants to help but they can't throw worth a damn and get insulted that you think so (even though everyone knows it's true). This is Everything is Timing.