Norman is way too hot to be experiencing the amount of romance trouble that he does. But maybe its because he's way too stupid to pick the right guy, and keeps falling for the wrong girl. Will Norman ever stop being a dummy and choose Marshall, who would love and support him? Or will he end up with Candy, who would rather not cuddle because she doesn't want to mess up her hair. Or will Norman die alone because hes the literal worst? Find out probably at the end of the story..maybe!