Eli Martiz is a normal college-age guy in Austin who just wants to find love. The problem? Every time he gets close, he ends up strung along on a dangerous adventure. The silver lining? His roommates Mars Marzo and Louis Fontaine are more than used to this problem -- and more than willing to help a friend. Calling themselves the No GF Three, the young men will stop at nothing until they've all found true love!

Creator of Spirit Host and Hail to the New Gods. Active mostly on Tiktok. I don't do much else with my time but spiral into madness. Please, enjoy my work!