F!?k Me Become a Patron Noah is a virgin. He refuses to fulfill his side of a contract with a demon escort service when they allegedly send an incubus (Masala) by mistake instead of the 10/10 succubus babe he wished for. To remedy this, Noah makes a deal with the demon, enlisting him to help score a hook up with one of the many beautiful girls on the university campus. Problem is, Noah has the most unattractive personality Masala has ever dealt with. (Irregular Updates)

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