HUMAN, PLEASE! Become a Patron  After a devastating baseball injury, Isaac loses both his baseball scholarship and chance at graduating. Desperate, he calls every office on campus for help, but all he's met with are fake, robot voices. Is it so hard to speak to a human around here? ★R-RINGG!--★R-RING!★ -->"Thank you for calling Student Services. How may I help you?" --> (Sigh). "Yeah. I'd like to speak to a human, please." There was a pause. "....Um. This is a human."

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