Slice of life Comedy
I Am Not An Alicorn!
Hey! I'm Salespitch, and you... you're just wondering about the wings and the horn, aren't you. I get it; looking like an alicorn is more interesting than being a traveling salespony. Well, ask away, and I'll try to explain why I'm NOT actually an alicorn - and any other questions about me you have. Maybe it'll cut down on the weekly accusations that I'm impersonating royalty. (A Q&A-driven MLP story. MLP belongs to Hasbro; the main cast belong to me. Questions can be asked in the Comments!)
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Hiatus Bonus Post: Bytechilla Adventure!
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Chatty Chewie
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Angry Agent
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Alt Timeline Compilation
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Alt Timeline Special - Wasteland
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Alt Timeline Special - Flim Flam Brothers
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Alt Timeline Special - Discord
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Alt Timeline Special - Tirek
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Alt Timeline Special - Nightmare Moon
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Alt Timeline Special - Changelings
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Alt Timeline Special - Sombra
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Nightmare Night 2020
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June QFTA #2
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Short Solution - Part 2
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June QFTA #1
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Short Solution - Part 1
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May QFTA #4
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May QTFA #3
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May QTFA #2
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May QFTA #1
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Allaying Arguments
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Cam Controversy
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Testy Testing
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QTFA Vol.3
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Firefly's Story - Patreon Reward Comic
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Christmas Special 2017 Edition!
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Blackstory
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Thank You Patrons Day!
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QFTA Vol.2
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QFTA Vol.1
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Realization & Resignation
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Invisibility & Irritability
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Antidote Anticlimax
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Princess Paranoia + AI Contest Winner!
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Fairly Frantic
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Poison Panic
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Blue Beginnings
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1000 FOLLOWER CONTEST :D
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Trips and Trepidation
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Sales' Sales - Part 2
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Sales' Sales - Part 1
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Catalogues and Cluelessness
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Panicked Presentation
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Apoplectic Apologies
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Home to Holler
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Poison Portents
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Cutting Off Cultists
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Cutie Marks
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Meanwhile
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Pasts and Problems
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Flavors, Friends, and Flip-Outs
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Buds Before Bickering
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Smallfry Shanghai
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Taking A Trip
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Perfect Presentation
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Glasses and Glares
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Antithetical Advantages
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Super Text Reply Special!
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Imitato Informato
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Assorted Answers #2
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Sales Strategy
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Training and Terrors
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Diving Delight
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Family Fillers
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Pitch Perils Part 2
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Pitch Perils - Part 1
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Pets and Panic
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Hindering Handicaps
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Christmas and Contributions!
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Ways Out and What Ifs
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Relational Recommendations
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Alicorn Aspirations
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Extraneous Extras #1
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Whining and Warnings
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Dating Dilemmas
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Species Specifications
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Parental Presentation
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Alicorn Accounts
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Clarification, Conundrums, and Cultists
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Assorted Answers
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Flim Flam Fury
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Irritable Introduction
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