Helmut von Pumpernickel, acclaimed documentary director and legend of modern cinema, embarks on his final and most daring expedition to unravel the mysteries of the world’s last unexplored frontier: the forest. Accompanied by a ragtag team of documentarians, he seeks creatures never seen and natural marvels no camera has ever captured. Together, they will uncover the forest’s greatest secrets and the truths they have long hidden within themselves.

I am a normal human being, just like you, fellow human beings. I like human things like eating and sleeping and tending to my needs. I also like merengues.