If you are too stupid to read an actual book or get into college, then this should give you enough Financial knowledge to put your hard earned sea dollars to work. Topics that will be covered include: Gambling on online sites, Determining the value of internal organs, Analyzing Financial statements of liquified companies, Top down and bottom up analysis (also called gay investing), Tac evasión, and finally, Cost Effective suicide. Currently tied for worst investor on earth, along with Bill Hwang