Hi, I'm LT. Lee and I'll give your OPORD brief today. Situation: In the nation of Nacirema, men are women and women are men. Follow Kane, a clueless recruit looking to get into college through the military. Mission: Complete Basic Combat Training. Execution: -Enemy Composition: Angry drill sergeants everywhere armed with knifehands. -SOM: Survive. Sustainment: Class 1: MMM C&S: IdK FrEqUeNcY Of uPlOaDs. ThAtS AbOvE My pAyGrAdE.