Lord Dampnut The OOL, otherwise known as King Phlegm rules with a tiny iron fist and a dull wit. He is flanked in the position as sovereign of his vast kingdom by Viceroy Mike Pantsed, concubine Melanoma, consigliere Bill Babar, soldiers Moscow Mitch, Gymrat Jordan, his daughter-wife Iyankya and many more. Check in weekly for tomfoolery that's certainly too wacky to be based on reality...