"Oh my god, this fucking bear!"/End of Book 0

"I can see you hiding behind the hedge, asshole."

"Look into our Jeebus books."

"That's it. Go to sleep."

"Not now, Baker."

"That fucking bear."

"The bestest disguises."

FCBD Cover/ "Know your role, Asmodeus"

Epilogue/End of Book 2

"Not tonight, bear."

"Surprise attack!"

"Hey! Nice house!"

"We'll call it a draw, then."

"So go and shit yourself."

"You're not scary, you nimrod."

"I hate you so much, Mathilda!"

"You're laughably predictable."

"Dude. Bad plan."

"Legion. Hell's pin worm."

"Time to turn the tables."

"More than father's pawn."

"Baker...was right."

"You're welcome!"

"So what's it going to be, then?"

"What an incredible smell you've discovered."

"Time for Plan C."

"Leave no ground to go to."

"Where's the tech support?"

"Angry at myself."

"Unhand me, you cretins!"

"You've GOT to be kidding me!"

"Son-of-a-bitch must pay!"

"Every time I turned around..."

"What a revolting development."

"Wait For It..."

Chapter 3: A Game of Hide & Go Fuck Yourself

"Fool me twice..."

"All Of Them, I Think."

"How many do I fave to fight?"

"Fool me once..."

"Jeffery? Buddy?"

"Go ahead. Shoot."

"A two hit fight."

"OK. Let's do this."

"But can he take a punch?"

"Hang on a second, Jeffery."

"Fan. Tastic."

"Time for Plan B."

"Relax. It was bound to happen."

"Time for Plan A."

"Can I help you?"

"A little talk with Mr Smith & Mr Wesson."

"Who's leading the sled team?"

"Never met the guy."

"Demons, not zombies."

"No one's going to believe you."

"Bring her to me...in pain!"

"He was certainly taller than you."

"Jeffery? Shut it."

"Keep running!"

"My big lightning bolt moment."

"Hurry up, goldenrod!"

Chapter 2: The 6th Commandment

"Jeffery? Run." End of Chapter 1.

"From bad to really bad."

"Keep running, Jeffery!"

"This is bad."

"I'm right in the middle of something."

"You will have to hit harder than that."

"Excuse me, Mr. Marsh?"

"You broke my nose!"

"This is what it feels like."

"Time to come to Jesus."

"Maybe you need to be taught a lesson instead?"

"Not because."

"This...was like looking in a mirror."

"Because, because, because!"

"So...that was new."

"Shut up, creepy girl!

"Have a good trip this fall!"

"Why would I call you a liar?"

"They're demons, Jeffery."

"What else do you remember?"

"That wasn't really a bear, was it?"

"You're such a screw up, Parker!"

"What's more annoying?"

"Handled with the usual charm and diplomacy."

"I can explain, again, but you'll forget. Again."

"You have some explaining to do."

"I save your asses? I get sent to the principal's office."

"Back in my day..."

Book 2 Chapter 1: The Playground Rules

Book 2/Chp 2 Cover

"That felt good."/ and End of Book 1

"...Hold On a minute."

"A long day for everyone!"

"You've got to keep 'em ventilated."

"Down the hatch."

"Stay right there."

"Superior forces meet superior firepower!"

"Fantastic."

"Don't you dare throw up on my playground!"

"I said Occupied!!"

"Occupied!"

"Brother, we need to talk."

"There's plenty of time for all of you to die" Pt 2

"There's plenty of time for all of you to die" Pt 1

"Come and get some" Pt 2

"Come and get some" Pt 1

"I have had enough"

"I mean, funnier, yes."

"Why in the f*K am I even here?"

"Not surprising."

"Hey. Over here."

"...and just like that."

"O'Reily gets his groove on."

"Bad bear, no donut."

"Bring her to me!"

"F*k you, and F*k that."

"Don't be afraid."

"There ain't no one like me."

"Enter Astoroth!"

"Mathilda Ends the Fight."

"Guns on the Playground??"

"OReily REALLY Hates Vampires."

"OReily Meets His Vampire."

"Youve just opened a can of whip ass."

"Ok, we walked into that one."

"Get Out. The sandbox. Now."

"Easy there, bear...thing."

"Introducing Bela the Undeaddy Bear."

"Mathilda meets OReily."

"Jeffrey is given a quest."

"So, we're just going to let that go?"

"Come out and play, Mathilda."

"Shut up, Baker."

"What Is a Vorlock?"

"I was told to shut my mouth."

"Someone needs a timeout."

"Another day, another math quiz."

"Excuse me, I'm looking for a vampire."

"That child has no aura."

"Another day at the school bus stop."

"Its Show and Tell today!"

"Over my marrow-less, dead bones, bear."

"Wake up, sleepy head."

"What life is like in Hell Pt2"

"What life is like in Hell Pt 1."

"Lets begin..."