Miskatonic University Become a Patron Here at Miskatonic University we ask you not to believe the rumors. We do not have a strange cult hiding on the fourth floor of the library. There is no giant, tentacled monster in the lake on campus. Faculty does not sacrifice failing students to an ancient deity to increase school funding. And most of all, we ask you to remember, you are always perfectly safe while at Miskatonic University.

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