My Dad is Dracula (and a Moose Shedding His Antlers)

My Dad is Dracula (and Just Won an Oscar)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Cat Tree)

My Dad is Dracula (and the Hoover Dam)

My Dad is Dracula (and Rapunzel)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Nobody From Kingdom Hearts)

My Dad is Dracula (and In Summer School)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Synchronized Swimming Team)

My Dad is Dracula (and Alucard From the 'Hellsing' Manga)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Missed Call Notification)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Anvil)

MDiD (and Dealing With Creative Frustration at Work)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Zen Garden)

My Dad is Dracula (and Quantum Entangled)

My Dad is Dracula (and Getting His Annual Doctor Checkup)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Electric Car)

My Dad is Dracula (and Playing Hide and Seek)

My Dad is Dracula (and Has a Sweet 70s Afro)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Accountant)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Cat Dad)

My Dad is Dracula (and a World-Class Figure Skater)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Cartographer)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Painter of Landscapes)

My Dad is Dracula (and Small Town Radio Presenter)

My Dad is Dracula (and the Hero's Journey)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Smoke Detector)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Loaf of Freshly Baked Bread)

My Dad is Dracula (and the New Spicy Chicken Bowl-nanza)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Paper Doll Chain)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Italian Poet)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Photographer)

My Dad is Dracula (and Going On a Vacation)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Gourmet Hot Dog)

My Dad is Dracula (and a White Mage)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Stinky Litter Box)

My Dad is Dracula (and a VHS Video Rental Store)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Bridal Bouquet)

My Dad is Dracula (and My OC, Ravyn Deathshade)

My Dad is Dracula (and the Hand of Fate)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Bridge Over Troubled Waters)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Overdue Library Book)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Deep Sea Diver)

My Dad is Dracula (and Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park)

My Dad is Dracula (and Also a Zine)

My Dad is Dracula (and the James Webb Space Telescope)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Drawing of Him I Made When I Was 6)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Tiny Giraffe)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Sunflower Photosynthesizing)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Delicious Cheeseburger)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Computer Virus)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Emotional Support Water Bottle)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Shop Owner in an RPG)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Snake)

My Dad is Dracula (and the Secret to a Good Salad)

My Dad is Dracula (and the Neighborhood Black Cat)

My Dad is Dracula (and Got Swole)

My Dad is Dracula (and also a Snail)

My Dad is Dracula (and Receiving His Doctorate)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Student Cutting Class)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Vinyl Record Album)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Junk Drawer)

My Dad is Dracula (and Covered in Bugs)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Zamboni Driver)

My Dad is Dracula (and Learning to Skateboard After Fourty)

My Dad is Dracula (and Shakespeare's First Folio)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Very Good Dog)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Fanny Pack)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Avant-Garde Art Installation)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Bearded Dragon)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Jukebox)

My Dad is Dracula (and Running From His Past)

My Dad is Dracula (and Universal Basic Income)

My Dad is Dracula (and the Dawn of Agriculture)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Off Brand Mascot Toy)

My Dad is Dracula (and the Hero's Journey)

MDiD (and Plays in the Horn Section of a Ska Band)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Smoke Detector)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Loaf of Freshly Baked Bread)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Classic Gaming Console)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Pumpkin Spice Latte)

Your Artist is Jason (and HEY FRIEND! GUESS WHAT?!)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Blank Sheet of Paper)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Pat of Butter on Toast)

My Dad is Dracula (and Bunnicula)

My Dad is Dracula (and an International HarvesterTractor)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Empty Fridge)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Disco Ball)

Your Artist is Jason (and Breaking the 4th Wall)

My Dad is Dracula (and My Landlord)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Earthworm)

My Dad is Dracula (and the Ship of Theseus)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Hammock)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Chocolate Easter Bunny)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Bumper Sticker)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Spring Bulb Waiting to Sprout)

My Dad id Dracula (and a Big Fluffy Sheep)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Software Pirate)

MDiD (and a Missing Chapstick That Went Through the Dryer)

Beautiful Hardwood Floor Hidden Beneath an Ugly Shag Carpet

MDiD (and the Brand Ambassador of Spicy Chicken Slammers)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Newsie)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Drippy Faucet)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Parade Balloon)

MDiD (and the One Grocery Cart With the Squeaky Wheel)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Watched Pot)

My Dad is Dracula (and My Substitute Teacher)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Giant Mecha)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Plastic Bread Clip)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Moth)

My Dad is Dracula (and an After School Special)

My Dad is Dracula (and the Library of Babel)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Ham Radio Operator)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Drinking Fountain)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Turnspit Dog)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Pause Button)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Tennis Ball Hanging in the Garage)

My Dad is Dracula (and Training for a New World Record)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Cast Iron Skillet)

My Dad is Dracula (and Taking a Bubble Bath)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Escaped Pet Hamster)

My Dad is Dracula (and Puss in Boots)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Lakeside Cabin in the Woods)

My Dad is Dracula (and the New Sheriff in Town)

My Dad is Dracula (and on a Zoom Call)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Cloud That Looks Like a Bunny)

My Dad is Dracula (and on a Competitive Baking Show)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Elite Hacker)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Ghostbuster)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Student Cutting Class)

My Dad is Dracula (and Drinking Enough Water Every Day)

My Dad is Dracula (and a College Application Essay)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Saint Bernard)

My Dad is Dracula (and Heraclitus Walking Thru a River)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Benchpress)

My Dad is Dracula (and My Valentine)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Mirror)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Blanket Right Out of the Dryer)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Sphinx)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Bunch of Googly Eyes)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Big Jar of Coins)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Old 3.5 Inch Floppy Disk)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Flaky Croissant)

My Dad is Dracula (and the World's Tiniest Violin)

My Dad is Dracula (and Breaking the Sound Barrier)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Gazebo)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Sunken Ship)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Late Night Talk Show Host)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Organized Sock Drawer)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Brain in a Jar)

My Dad is Dracula (and the Three Musketeers)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Slide)

My Dad is Dracula (and Waiting to Sign For a Package)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Hydra)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Polaroid Camera)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Potbelly Stove)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Pile of Unread Schoolbooks)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Lost and Found Box)

My Dad is Dracula (and the Dryer Lint Filter)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Dog Who Really Wants to Go Out)

My Dad is Dracula (and the 999th Sheep Counted)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Excel Spreadsheet)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Scavenger Hunt)

My Dad is Dracula (and Stuck in Quicksand)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Midnight Snack)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Box of Crayons)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Centaur)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Inside-Out Umbrella)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Stalagmite)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Solar Panel)

My Dad is Dracula (and Andrew W.K.)

My Dad is Dracula (and a 90s Alien)

My Dad is Dracula (and Just Got a Metal Detector)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Celebrity Chef)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Stiletto Heel)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Axolotl)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Trusty Funnel)

My Dad is Dracula (and an Extreme Sports Beverage)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Hedge Maze)

(and My New Year's Resolutions)

(and a Bathmat of Dubious Freshness)

(and a Tide Pool Teeming with Life)

(and My Favorite T-Shirt that Went Missing Years Ago)

(and a Complicated Board Game)

(and an Ice Cream Sundae)

(and a Scratch n Sniff Sticker on My Grade 5 History Folder)

(and a Beanbag Chair in a Middle School Library)

(and an Old Couch on the Curb)

(and a Grain Silo)

(and an Unreturned Blockbuster DVD)

(and a Card From a Collectible Card Game)

(and an Analog Clock)

(and a Hot-Air Balloon)

(and a Cornucopia)

(and in a Hall of Mirrors)

(and a Surrealist Painting)

(and Baba Yaga's House)

(and a Master Cooper)

(and a Cursed Monkey's Paw)

(and My Camp Counselor)

(and Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs)

(and an Illuminated Manuscript)

(and a Helpful Paperclip)

(and a Shiny Brass Door Knob)

(and a Backyard Beehive)

(and a Drive-thru Intercom System)

(and a Fiber Artist)

(and a Generic Brand Bag of Cereal)

(and We Dressed Up As Our Fathers)

(and a Dial-Up Modem)

(and a Cabinet of Curiosities)

(and a Professional Wrestler)

(and an Indoor Gardener)

(and a Fancy Cheese Plate)

(and Working From Home)

(and a Post-Apocalyptic Road Warrior)

(and on the Last Hole of a Miniature Golf Course)

(and an Intramural Volleyball Player)

My Dad is Dracula (and a Dusty Record Collection)

(and Curled Up With a Good Book)

(and a Highly Advanced Robot)

(and a Funicular)

(and Stone Soup)

(and Attending a Job Fair)

(and a Volcano)

(and a Waffle Iron)

(and Prank Calling Me)

(and the Moon)

(and a Kite)

(and a Roller Coaster)

(and Trying on New Clothes)

(and the Pied Piper of Hamlin)

(and Out in Left Field)

(and the Spirit of the Stairs)

(and the Beach)

(and a Junk Drawer)

(and a Giant Clam)

(and Going on Vacation)

(and a Monster Truck)

(and a Late Night Scary Movie)

(and a Ripe Avocado)

(and a Wizard)

(and Dreaming)

(and a VHS Cassette Tape)

(and an Arcade Game)

(and a Cursor)

(and a Pie Cooling on a Window Sill)

(and a Cactus)

(and a Lighthouse)

(and Ordering a Pizza)

(and a Favorite Comic Book)

(and a Mug of Tea I Just Made)

(and a Fanny Pack)

(and Washing His Hair)

(and a Pile of Clean Laundry)

(and Covered in Bugs)

(and a Digital Jukebox)

(and a Family Size Box of Mac and Cheese)

(and Orpheus Leaving the Grocery Store)

(and a Jeff Koons Sculpture)

(and a Shopping List)

(and a Painter of Landscapes)

(and Running from His Past)

(and a UFO)

(and Universal Basic Income)

(and the Hero's Journey)

(and a Dishwasher Full of Clean Dishes)

(and a Smoke Detector)

(and Freshly Baked Bread)

(and a Classic Gaming Console)

(and a Toaster Ready to Pop)

(and Cancelled Plans to Stay In)

(and a Treasure Map)

(and a Ghost)

(and a Jumbo Tub of Popcorn)

(and Having a Yard Sale)

(and Training for a New World Record)

(and Overly Caffeinated)

(and Has Got Big Plans for the 4th of July)

(and a Group Chat Notification)

My Father is Nosferatu (and Now I am Also a Dad)

(and a Peacock)

(and the Ship of Theseus)

(and a Computer Virus)

(and a Lighthouse)

(and in The Far Side Comic Strip)

(and Opening Up)

(and Cosplaying as Me)

(and a Baby Goat at the Petting Zoo)

(and a Blanket Right Out of the Dryer)

(and a '90s Alien)

(and Listening to Sad Music)

(and the Sandman)

(and a Twitch Streamer)

(and Networking)

(and a Helpful Paperclip)

(and a Tardigrade)

(and a Gorgeous Sunset)

(and a Professional Dog Walker)

(and a Marketable Plushie)

(and a Smoke Detector)

(and a Gargoyle Perched on a Gothic Cathedral)

(and My Lab Partner)

(and Working From Home)

(and a Surrealist Painting)

(and a Giraffe)

(and a Mysterious Silhouette to be Revealed on June 2)

(and a Fortune Teller Machine)

(and a Gourmet Hot Dog)

(and the Editor of My Yearbook)

(and a Stinky Litter Box)

(and a White Mage)

(and a Hydrox Cookie)

(and the Hand of Fate)

(and the Finish Line of a Marathon)

(and a Constellation)

(and a Hammock)

(and a Bridge Over Troubled Water)

(and an Overdue Library Book

(and a Deep Sea Diver)

(and a World-Class Figure Skater)

(and a Lava Lamp)

(and a Drawing of Him I Made When I Was Six)

(and a Bumper Sticker)

(and the Secret to a Good Salad)

(and a Pottery Teacher)

(and Ozymandias)

(and the Maitre D' of a Fine Dining Establishment)

(and a Big Fluffy Sheep)

(and Reproductive Rights are Human Rights)

(and a Missing Chapstick that Went Through the Dryer)

(and a Librarian)

(and a Backyard Barbecue)

(and the Last Snowman of Winter)

(and a Time Traveler)

(and a Hardwood Floor Hidden Beneath an Ugly Shag Carpet)

(and a Refreshing Breath Mint)

(and Training For a New World Record)

(and a Raincloud)

(and Gone Fishing)

(and a Box of Cereal With a Prize Inside)

(and a Deviled Egg)

(and a Newsie)

(and a Can of Aerosol Air Freshener)

(and a Parade Balloon)

(and a Brand New Sketchbook)

(and a Chocolate Easter Bunny)

(and a Gold Rush Era Prospector)

(and an Anime Body Pillow)

(and a Watched Pot)

(and a Sandwich Artist)

(and My Substitute Teacher)

(and an IRS Auditor)

(and a Snail)

& a Film of Oil on a Rainpuddle in a Chainstore Parking Lot

(and an Exclamation Point)

(and a Drop of Dew on a Blade of Grass)

(and a Free Continental Breakfast)

(and a Giant Mecha)

(and My Dungeon Master)

(and My Roommate)

(and Johnny Appleseed)

(and the Brand Ambassador of Spicy Chicken Slammers)

(and a Moth)

(and My Doctor)

(and an After School Special)

(and My Guidance Counselor)

(and a Bottle of Hot Sauce)

(and a Big Leaf Pile)

(and NOT a Pyramid Scheme)

(and the Library of Babel)

(and a Looming Deadline)

(and a Rotary Dial Phone)

(and Shakespeare)

(and a Tumbleweed)

(and Constantly Exploding)

(and Time Itself)

(and a Wishing Well)

(and Growing Out His Hair)

(and a Computer Virus)

(and a Hot Cup of Coffee)

(and a Flower in Bloom)

(and an Aspiring DJ)

(and a Rodeo Clown)

(and a Glided Age Robber Baron)

(and on Ebay)

(and a Slip n' Slide)

(and an All You Can Eat Buffet)

(and a Podcast)

(and a Snake)

(and a Bake Sale)

(and Works Retail)

(and a Medieval Scholar)

(and a Depression Era Hobo)

(and a Beekeeper)

(and a Formula One Race Car)

(and a Corn Dog)

(and My Valentine)

(and an Above Ground Pool)

(and an Old Sidewalk)

(and Pregnant)

(and a Cloud that Looks Like a Bunny)

(and Got Swole)

(and a Twitch Streamer)

(on a Competitive Baking Show)

(and on a Holiday Break)

(and Rudolph the Red-Nosed-Reindeer)

(and an Elite Hacker)

(and a Ghostbuster)

(and My Landlord)

(and a Lost and Found Box)

(and the Dryer Lint Filter)

(and a Dog Who Really Wants to Go Out)

(and an Excel Spreadsheet)

(and My Birthday Cake)

(and Stuck in Quicksand)

(and Emerging From a Clown Car)

(and a Midnight Snack)

(and a Box of Crayons)

(and a Centaur)

(and a Student Cutting Class)

(and a Stalagmite)

(and Drinking Enough Water Every Day)

(and Andrew W.K.)

My Dad is Dracula (and a '90s Alien)

(and Just Got a Metal Detector)

(and a Celebrity Chef)

(and a College Application Essay)

(and an Axolotl)

(and Heraclitus Walking Through a River)

(and an Extreme Sports Beverage)

(and a Hedge Maze)

(and a Bathmat of Dubious Freshness)

(and a Tide Pool Teeming With Life)

(and Jellied Cranberry Sauce)

(and My Favorite T-Shirt That Went Missing Years Ago)

(and a Sphinx)

(and an Ant Farm)

(and Experiencing VR For the First TIme)

(a Hermit Crab with an Unusual Home)

(and the Hall Monitor)

(and a Mirror)

(and a Complicated Board Game)

(and a Blanket Right Out of the Dryer)

(& a Scratch n Sniff Sticker on My 5th Grade History Folde

(and a Rootin' Tootin' Cowboy)

(and an Ice Cream Sundae)

(and a Beanbag Chair in a Middle School Library)

(and a Big Jar of Coins)

(and an Unreturned Blockbuster DVD)

(and a Flaky Croissant)

(and a Rad Dirtbike)

(and a Card From a Collectible Card Game)

(and an Analog Clock)

(and a Hot Air Balloon)

(and the World's Tiniest Violin)

(and a Hall of Mirrors)

(and a Surrealist Painting)

(and a Gorgon)

(and We're Dressing up as Our Fathers)

(and a Brand New Pair of Tennis Shoes)

(and Baba Yaga's House)

(and Breaking the Sound Barrier)

(and a Librarian)

(and a Gazebo)

(and a Master Cooper)

(and a Cursed Monkey Paw)

(and My Camp Counselor)

(and a Treadmill)

(and a Late Night Talk Show Host)

(and Making an Important Pumpkin)

(and an Aspiring DJ)

(and Atlas)

(and a Hot Cup of Coffee)

(and on Ebay)

(and a Highly Advanced Robot)

(and a Slip n' Slide)

(and an All You Can Eat Buffet)

(and a Podcast)

(and Overly Caffeinated)

(and a Snake)

(and an Avid Birdwatcher)

(and a Bake Sale)

(and Works Retail)

(and a Funicular)

(and a Medieval Scholar)

(and Has an Itch He Can't Reach)

(and a Depression Era Hobo)

(and a Beekeeper)

(and Attending a Job Fair)

(and a Formula One Race Car)

(and a Tardigrade)

(and an Aboveground Pool)

(and Pregnant)

(and a Volcano)

(and Got Swole)

(and a Waffle Iron)

(and my Landlord)