An alien empire surrounds Earth, and their plan is simple - abduct and brainwash Earth's children for an easy takeover. But school's just let out, and with all the real heroes on the front lines, who'll protect the kids from any threats that sneak past earth's defenses? Well...these new hires will have to do. Even if they don't know how to deal with kids, and even if they'd rather do anything other than reveal their secrets - they're Earth's best bet. We're screwed. UPDATES THURS//12PM UTC-4

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