Pinkie's Crush Become a Patron Being a pink haired albino, Jordan sticks out like a sore thumb. She considers herself NOT pretty and has learnt early in life not to want anything too badly...until Zion. She is immediately smitten by the handsome, charismatic Jamaican, whom she follows around, hoping to turn his head. She tries to learn what she believes is his Rastafarian culture (he is not). Further complication - she teaches his kid brother. What happens next, is a host of mishaps, rejections and shenanigans. Dive in man!

• Romance