It's the year 1999 and in the town of Oroton, ID lives a boy named Wilson. Wilson is your stereotypical 16 year old class clown. He always mixes chemicals in Science to make fire. He loves fire a lot. Oh, and his favorite band is Hall Pass. Meanwhile, NASA is looking for a teenager to send to a planet called Xyrry after they got a radio signal from an intelligent life form. Adults are too big to fit into the redacted antimatter powered superluminal spacecraft. So they need a teenager...