Horror Comedy
54KPlease Don't Eat Me (BL)
Mark is a deliciously irresistible man who finds himself attracting unsavory people. Between his ravenous cannibal roommate and a vampire stalker thirsting over him, Mark just wants to get off the menu. Genres: Campy-Horror-Comedy-Slice of Life-BL [Updates Saturdays]
7.3M 54,040 StarScore 8.79 RATE
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Happy Halloween + Ask Me Anything! [OPEN]
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Bonus 1 - Henrietta
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Epilogue
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170:My Heart
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169:All Three
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168:Animus Contrahendi
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167:NOW!
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166:The Cost
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165:Hurry Up!
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164:Incoming
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163:Lucky
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162:Decorating
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161:Hellish
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160:Merfolk
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159:The MARKet
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158:Sugar
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157:Perfect
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156:Shopping
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155:Make Me A Website
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154:Age
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153: Revolting + Mermay Collab
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152:Starting a Business
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151:Clothing
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Recap Eps 89-150
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150:No Apology Needed
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149:Origin Story [3/3]
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148:Origin Story [2/3]
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147:Origin Story [1/3]
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146:A Giant Bad*ss
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145:Bad Timing
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144:Right Here
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143:Read Till You Bleed
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142:Believe Me
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141:So Close
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140:Getting Ready For Work
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139:Ron's Extras
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138:Easy Fix
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137:Eep!
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136:Five More Minutes
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135:A Concern
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Christmas Special
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134:The Truth
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133:Let's Sit Down
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132:Broken
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131:Seven
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130:Missing You
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129:The F Word
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128: Crushing
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127:The Library
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126:It's Not That Easy
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125:The L Word
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124:Being An Adult
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123:Take It From Me
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122:Werewolves For Dummies
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121:The Key
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120:Secondhand Meals
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119:The Drawer
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118:Beer
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117:Nail Biter
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116:Spice of Life
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115:Right?
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114:Having a Million Questions
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113:I'm Cooking
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112:The Outfit
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111:Meltdown
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110:ROAR!
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109:Seems Familiar
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108:Power Nap
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107:You Could...
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106:Clean Up
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105:Are You Awake?
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104:Perfect Moment
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103:Unwanted Attention
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102:Selfishness
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101:Hold It Together
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100:The Important Information
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99:How Do You Know?
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98:The Source
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97:What Happened?
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96:All That Can Wait
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95:Behind the Door
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94:The Aftermath
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93:Sh*t
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92:Leave Him Alone
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91:Say My Name
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90:Meanwhile
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RECAP
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89:Don't Lie to Me
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88:Misunderstanding
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Happy Halloween!
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87:Huh?
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86:Pork
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85: Why Did I Do That? + Fanart Contest Results
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84: Ron's Reaction
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83: Packing
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82: I Was Wondering...
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Summer Fun Collab!
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81: Seven Days
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80: Attempt 2 at Day 1
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79: Day 1
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78: How Was the Date?
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77: This Is My Place
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76: Package
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75: Let's Go with That
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74: Change the Subject
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73: Just a Salad
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72: Brand New + Summer Sweets Collab
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71: Today is the Worst
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70: You're Welcome
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69: Stop, Drop, and Roll!
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68: Resist
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67: Slip Away
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66: Stitcher
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65: Confirmation
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64: Realization
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63: More
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62: Lick
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61: Short On Cash
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60: The Addiction
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Draw This In Your Style Entries and Winner
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59: You Must Be Upset
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58: Guess What!
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57: Lurk
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56: The Creepy Dude Being Creepy
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55: Dumpster Dive
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54: Something Off
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53: Jackpot
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52: This Line
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51: Mr. Popular [2/2]
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50: Mr. Popular [1/2]
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49: Vampire Repellent
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48: Appetite
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47: The Hero
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46: Hiss
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45: Bad Vampire
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44: That Was Fun
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43: Boundaries
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Halloween Bonus Strip + Collab
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42: The Contract
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41: His Weakness
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40: Special
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39: My Window
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38: Wake Up
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37: Panic
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36: Gaslighting
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35: Eye Candy
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34: TMI
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33: Don't Worry
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32: Mark's Meatballs
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Extra: Long Haired Men Collab
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31: Mark's Vicious Cycle
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30: Drool
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29: Hands Off
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28: Accident Prone [2/2]
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27: Accident Prone [1/2]
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26: Backup Religion
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Happy Pride Month
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25: Garlic
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24: Nighttime
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Q and A + Character Profiles
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He's Hot.
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22: Pickles
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21: A5 Wagyu [2/2]
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20: A5 Wagyu [1/2]
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19: Mark's Carbonara
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18: Something New
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17: Carbonara
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16: Employee of the Month
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15: Wonton
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14: Hand Stew
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13: Waking Up
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12: The Competition
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11: Not Entirely Useless
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10: Shut Up Sheep
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9: The Death of Steve [2/2]
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8: The Death of Steve [1/2]
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7: She Sparkles
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6: The Stalker [3/3]
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5 : The Stalker [2/3]
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4 : The Stalker [1/3]
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3 : What Makes Him Lucky
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2 : What Makes Him Special
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1 : The Roommate
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Cover
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