A new wrinkle UP

Celebrating the 1000th Episode!

It is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person.

Noting the Voting

Impact.

Piquant

Whose line is it anyway?

Painless

The Gall of Duty

Give me strength

Nov. 6

Something nobody wants to hear on Election Day

Blowin' in the wind

Deja vu all over again

Boo!

Concepts of a plan

Nerves of Steel

Ignorance is bliss

Stunning

Worth a stamp

Misfortune

Eternal Sunshine

The Pull of History

The complete package.

May I step away from the bench?

On the tip of my tongue.

Truth be told

What Time Is It?

Right off the bat

Evidence.

Salutations

OBE.

Abracadabra

Nothing's gonna change my world

From hired to fired in record time.

The first cut is the deepest

Security Checkmate

Watch

We're all working for peanuts

A Saucy Remark

That's using the old noodle

Spinning Wheel got to go 'round

Let the stories be told

Its meaning is cloudy

Pound the pavement

That's what friends are for

In the weeds

A Taste of Wisdom

The Gall of Cthulhu.

All Tied Up at Work

Get Down

Big Brother appreciates the effort

Sorry, not sorry.

It keeps you runnin'.

In a real pickle.

Magic, Beans

This little light of mine

Turn and face the strange.

If you liked it then you shoulda . . .

Familiar

Once more into the breach

Na

65,000,000 years old, but doesn't look a day over 50,000,000

Now who's salty?

Whose line is it anyway?

Heavy

Everything is copacetic

One More Time

Whistle-stop

Call of the Riled

Right as rain

More or Less

Reflection

Like lightning in a bottle

When the chips are down

On a Wind and a Prayer

And pies are round

Well, it began as a noun in the 1560s

To the Victor go the spoilers

You can google it

Ups and Downs

But not at Timmies

The first one out the door

Grin and bear it

Well rounded

The Cheek Tweak

Infinitesimal, maybe

With Pen in Hand

Ode to a Butterfly

Keeping up with tomorrow

Having issues

Retribution Solution Elocution

It all adds up

All our times have come

For your convenience, The Revolution will be televised

Let me quantify that

Technically correct

Argentinosaurus Huinculensis

He's not the milquetoast he appears to be

Pretty Ugly

Spinning Wheel got to go around

Cover Lover.

Deliverables

Like a Rock

Easy Cheesy

Hot Tips in a Cool Space

Barking up the wrong tree

Vested Interest

Leaping Lizards

Lineage

UVB in the BCE

Mean Mr. Mustard

No, no, FOMO.

The Aye of the Tiger.

Smarter than the average Yankees catcher

The cat needs to let herself out of the bag

Hot Dog!

Relieved

You say "Potato," I say "Potatah"

No time like the present

Food for Thought

Let your freak flag fly

Better mousetraps gets ya smarter mice.

Stigma and Sigmund

Burned Out

Post-lunch depression

Gist dismissed

Ashes to ashes

Cover Story

Catching four winks

Circuitous

Well I don't know why I came here tonight

Ice Age

Ruffle her feathers

Lock and load.

Hunt for the Blunt Affront

Hot under the collar

Super-Dee-Duper

It wasn't God who made Honky Tonk Angels

The Rare Prayer Spare

Treasures

Get a Grip

Disappointment Soup

Judy, Judy, Judy

A Thief of Time

Head in the Clouds

What's your line?

It's a wash

Half-baked

Swab Story

Crossing the dotted line

Close Enough

At least he was nice about it

Disposition

Let pie-gones be pie-gones

Buggin'

Na na na na

If you love someone, set them free

The bent hint squint

A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a tortilla shell.

Please, no tricksy pixies

Say Again?

Food for Thought

A Hare in the Butter

Thoughts and prayers

Nearly blew a fuse

Pourboire, poor boy

Confirmation bias

Rough, Tough, and Gruff

You Say Potato

I'm just a soul whose intentions are good.

Autonomous

Is it Spring yet?

When Irish eyes are smiling

Borrowing Trouble

They're ogre here

Odor Code

No Egrets

Not like those Narnia witches

He's been put on notice

Magnetic Attractions

Salad Daze

Like trying to tell a stranger about rock and roll

A Wink is as Good as a Nod

Ouch from the couch

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

Lyin'

Feeling down in the mouth.

On the Lam (Part 5)

On the Lam (Part 4)

On the Lam (Part 3)

On the Lam (Part 2)

On the Lam (Part 1).

The Apple of Her Eye

A rose by any other name would be some shade of pink

Good morning, yesterday.

A Closed Book

A hairy situation

Let go my ego

Faith, trust, and pixie dust

Petro is hoping for a Hersey's endorsement

Milestone: Episode 800

Mirror mirror on the wall. . .

Groundhog's Day

Bar exam

The poetry of numbers

He's on a roll

Blowing in the Wind.

As sure as shell

A colorful expression

Too much sodium? Na

Ahoy and Annoy

Pointed trouble

There and Back Again

Going nowhere in a hurry

Between Jobs and Sobs

Baby, it's cold outside

Keep smiling, keep shining

Sound and fury, signifying nothing

Declaration

Perspectives

Tesseract

In hot water again

The best-laid plans of mice and men.

The Value of Friendship

What's in a name?

Dude, that's heavy.

A good day for naps and nappies

A Shell of a Guy

The Art of Living Well

A phone hangup

Feeding the pet peeves

Happy Christmas

Twas the night before the night before the night before

Saving face one piece at a time

Cousins

Sesquipedalian

A Real Pickle

The sinking flame of hilarity

One joule per second

Down dooby doo down down

The Early Worm gets eaten

Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd

Snowflakes come in different shapes and sizes

They say the neon lights are bright

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

A Frank Discussion

Assert the vert

How to deal with reindeer rejection

Music to my audio sensors

Irregardless

Chew on this

The good ole daze

Black Friday

Happy Thanksgiving from the Gang at Pomo's

Tedium medium

Gobsmacked

Time to kick the calendar

Ho Ho Oh

When it's time to pony up

Quirk Alert

Bumfuzzled

It'll all come out in the wash.

I'll never lose affection for people and things

Long in the tooth but short on the truth.

Is it time to tighten Orion's belt?

Honesty so sharp you can shave with it

Recursion aversion

Let's showcase the headspace

Maybe he's just taking a cat nap.

Brewing trouble

Trick or Treat

TVP TBD

Point Pleasant, it's a pleasant point

It's not what you put on them, it's what you put in them

Data-driven derision

Pillowtalk

It's not easy eating green

Just following instructions

Good enough is okay, I guess

How to lose your noodle

Whiffle piffle

Saucy!

Happy Friday the Thirteenth

Whatever forever

It's turtles all the way down.

Strapped for Cash

Kale is not for the frail

The big green kahuna

The Workin' Dino Blues

Pushing the envelope? What's an envelope?

Birds of a feather

Just another Monday in America

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day

A keen legal sense

Shot through the arm and who's to blame?

Homonymphobia

The most important meal of the day is your next one

A shell of a guy

No sleep for the wiry

The difference between matter and what matters

Babes in the Woods

I've Looked at Clouds from Both Sides Now

Just stopping by...

The Existential End Effector

Skating by

Déjà vu all over again

Over the Moon

Jack is back

Money Bellows

Mourning Joe

The glass is half nuts

The Voice of Doom

Eating, cheating, and bleating

Sweat and Regret

Right?

Fired Up

The Gall of Cthulhu.

The Beaten Path

Out on a limb

Time is on my side

Gripped with Fear and Frugality.

A Foolproof Plan

The Grand Scheme of Things

We are living in the future

Hard to Read

Put a little love in your heart.

And he really hates lame ducks

The Old Work and Shirk

You bet Jurassic.

Vested Interest

Well, what do you know?

Kith and kin, groan and grin

All I have to do is dream

Your subconscious never lies

Hitched or Ditched?

The Way You Make Me Feel

The Gravity of the Situation

Turn and Face the Strange

Food for Thought

A friend in need is a friend indeed

Lovely Rita

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay

If the shoe fits

Comprehensive but not exhaustive

Realpolitik Reptiles

Sleight of hand

From the kids in the comic workshop I taught at OU this week

Sounds Sweet.

Time Line

The Pride of Alba

Amazing

Pour some sugar on me

To Each His Own

And the beat goes on

Happy Fourth

Saddle with debt

Eatin' the Cretins

When Irish eyes are smiling

The ol' noodle bamboozle

The Pink Equus of Happiness.

Another wrinkle

Nadie quiere ver eso

All right, it's watertight

Conjecture

The unexamined life is not worth living

Large and in charge

Like sands through the hourglass

Inspired by Clouds

Cowabunga!

Still haven't found what I'm looking

The ole moan and loan

And the race is on

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that cling

Vegetation Meditation

Jefferson Starslip

Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin

Sippin' the Reality

What's the latest?

I never promised you a rose garden

No need for a dipstick

This conversation is off the hook.

Horns of Petty

Pillow Talk

Piece of Cake

Gunning for Trouble

Alliteration Nation

If you've got the money, honey, I've got the time.

Cheerio

Ma heid's mince.

Mama said there'd be days like this

Sharing and Staring

"M" is for the million things she gave me.

Mama's coming

Life's a pitch, and then you buy.

The Moments of Happiness

A Streak of Bad Choices

Tarnation.

Not as black and white as a zebra

Don't get bent out of shape about it.

Time to get the ball rolling.

So, who's paying for breakfast?

Draw your own conclusions

Perchance to Dream

You are what you eat

Sometimes you just have to stop and feel the thorns

Money talks, and sometimes, it blathers.

Well, Somebody Greenlit Morbius

Out to Lunch

Is it on the app store?

I've got a dog in this fight.

Queasy and Uneasy.

Fishing for Wishes

When you care to share

Try to see it my way

The difference between hearing and listening.

Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof.

You really have to dig it

Easter PSA

Pretty as a picture.

Fumes

Tomorrow's another day (but so was yesterday)

The Sullied Sobriquet

It's similar to a simile

You got to keep a close watch on that one.

Ladder Day Saint

Another Monday, another day in court

Cleopatronizing

What Goes Around . . .

Bone of Contention.

Bargain Basement Buddy.

If the Pooh fits . . .

Top of the morning to ya.

Starving for Attention.

Down in the Mouth

Delicious and Fallacious

Barking up the wrong tree

Bear With Me

Crossing Over

It's the pits

Lord of the Flies

The Initial Faze

It's Not Easy Being Green

Losing the Plot

The Cost of Living

Sophistical Refutation

Turn of Phrase

Empty Calories

Put Your money where your mouth is

The Metaphysical Metaverse Metaphor

Donut tell anyone

The Great Indoors

For Whom the Bell Tolls

A Blessing of Unicorns?

Renewable Resource

Stars in their eyes

Cold-Blooded, Check It and See.

The Eros of His Ways.

Are You Ready to Rock?

Poking Around

Wrapped in an Enigma

Food for Thought

All Bells, No Whistles

Groundhog's Day

Is it a cheat sheet?

Degradation Explication

Sweet Serenity

Are you gherkin my chain?

The Real Meal Deal Feel

That Second Generation

Rate of Replacement

Sounds Fishy

And everything nice.

Golly Gee

Hearts will never be practical

Dance Like Nobody's Watching

Greece is the Word

When the deep purple falls

Well Rounded

The Uxorial Tutorial

Coming Attractions

Banality Mentality

Truth, Justice, and the American Way

The Old Data Dump

Just touching base

Homesteading the Final Frontier

Pretirement

Auld Lang Sighs

For Heaven's Sake

Something to noodle over

Exertion Assertion

Getting Crusty

He's making a list.

Counter Argument

A Gruffer Buffer

Shabby and Crabby

Monomial Expression

Hark!

Out Where the S'mores are PNG files

When your funny bone is made of titanium.

Hats off to friendship

Celebrating 500 Episodes!

Between a Tree and a Hard Place.

Glamorous but Clamorous

Weight, weight, don't tell me

Laid Off and Laid Back

Gooey

Easy as Pie

The Mighty Mycophile Returns

Happy Thanksgiving

What were we talking about?

Gravity Test

Debts and Frets.

The Gall of Cthuhlu

You can lead a unicorn to wonder . . .

Get Your Ducks in a Row

Wired Tired

How To Be a Howling Success.

The Five Symptom Song and Dance.

Sometimes it's better to just curse the darkness.

The Gap

Rated PG for Probably Goofy

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking

Waking Up is Hard to Do

The Early Worm Gets Eaten

Don't Sweat It

Paying the Syntax

Poo-tee-weet

Hello Ween

Smart Cookies Know the Difference

Pulling My Weight

Like the Edge of a Marshmallow

This one is for all my librarian friends.

Fang-tastic

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Jazzed

They had some real bangers back then

Lies, damned lies, and statistics

Hittin' the bazoo with the udder honey

Why is money so expensive?

A Symphony of Sympathy

The Weight of Memory

Be the Stagnation You Wish to See in the World.

This Magic Moment

The Iceman Cometh

Deals and Feels

The accountants were having a field day.

The Punctuality Mentality

He came to chew gum, and really, not much else.

Fact-Free Opinions

Behold the Mighty Placebo!

Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup

Give the Devil his due

Sailing in the Key of C

You Say Tomato, I Say Tomato

Keep Looking

Ice Age

Fair Trade Coffee

Hobbit Forming

A Comic about Aging (on my birthday)

AI vs BMV

The Waiting is the Hardest Part

Like arguing whose asphalt.

Hi Ho, Silver!

Chaps in Chaps

My nose is in great indignation

Hook, Line, and Sinker

Contentment is Free

Salty

The Legends of Lunchtime