Kids say the darndest things

Even in death

Why is that button even there

How the mighty have fallen

Got a bit of a deficit there

[placeholder title]

YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE, SCUMBAG

5 Mass Effect playthroughs finally paying off

PLEASE JUST GIVE THEM A W FOR GOD'S SAKE

Gotta keep things in perspective

The power of the sun in the palm of my hand

Carefully evaluated

Call of Cthuwu

The forbidden knowledge

Objective misunderstood (Christian Edition)

I don't want to be horny, I want to be happy

Ooh, mommy nature

And yet we persist

Physical awareness at maximum overdrive

Creepy uncle Bob is that you?

Alt path unlocked

Left my contingency in my other pants

Hits different these days

Stop making it weird

So close

Activate tedium mode

A single moment of distilled dread

Put up or shut up

It smells fear

It's just different

Just to clarify

The forbidden glow stick

Some real stark tonal dissonance

Why yes I HAVE tried gitting gud

Beauty, elegance, purpose

The flesh pudding does not learn

What is this "range" you speak of

Gotta get in there with a steel wire brush

And poor decisions

Professionals have standards

Ain't nobody got time for that

We are not so different, you and I

After extensive research

Why have you cursed me with this knowledge, father

Gotta blend with the locals

*Insert anything else I should be doing here*

It's scientific

Rookie mistake

Why can't we have nice things

My impatience is killing me, repeatedly

Guess I have a new favorite food

Glass bones and paper skin

He takes his job very seriously

What a coinkidink

The cow says moo, the chicken says buck

Where else would they go

Circumstantial principles

What's the difference

Artistic liberties

I don't have a problem shut up

It's a tenuous relationship

In the foreground of a more interesting comic

Size does matter

Try it on, see how it fits

Time is money

Priorities

Never stood a chance

Couldn't agree more

SACRILEGE

Technically speaking

Absolutely arbitrary

March of progress

The consuming tide

You FOOL

Cutscene contrivance

On the spot

With change comes complications

Likeliest outcome

*Un-Scooby's your Dooby Doo*

Xcom rule #2: Don't get attached

Statistical anomaly simulator

Different place, different story

Questionable order of operations

Instructions unclear

Don't get bogged down by the man, man

It's like I'm really there

Don't know why it be that way but it do

Morbid compulsion

Matter of necessity

Went and made it weird

Breaking his spirit

Hook, line, and sinker

If it isn't the consequences of my own negligence

Just eat your friggin cake

Chasing death

It was all downhill from there

More of a pi guy myself

One for the lads

Same, but different

The new game mod party

Mood swing

Nature is amazing

Gotta work on that intonation

Wasted energy

True test of competence

And then he takes my lunch money

Circadian rhythm's a bit touchy these days

Gone too soft

Dungeon bully

Curse of knowledge

Addressing the real issue

A modest proposal

Moment before impact

The human condition

Open world, technically

Advanced interfacing

Not helping our case

RNGesus don't care about backstory

You laugh you lose

Love and loss

Path of least resistance

Like a ninja

The dark path

Anti-synergistic skillset

Ehh, semantics

Unhealthy influence

Catching a big break

Recurring design choice

PTSD&D

It's a bird! It's a plane!

That which holds true

Call it a dramatic tone shift

Emotional rollercoaster

Don't see that in the movies

Necessary information

What's the opposite of nostalgia goggles

The AUDACITY. The DISRESPECT

How I imagine it usually goes

Alternative legalese

Infectious tilt

Sometimes you just need a fresh start

A betrayal of trust, once every couple weeks or so

The real reason for two ring slots

One simple trick

Brothers and sisters, I have heard the wailing of hell

Taking the week off

The natural conclusion

The truth will set you free

Just need an excuse

How it usually feels

I mean close enough really

The eternal struggle

Sailing too many ships

Death by a thousand ankle bites

In retrospect, probably unwise

No ragrets

Skibbi-dibbi-dib yo da-dub dub

*Had

A reasonable explanation

One step from monke

Sanity meter dropping fast

Fundamental difference in approach

The trolley problem

Buncha friggin weirdos

Pure concentrated power of will

It's all about perspective

But how is it so loud tho

On the spot

Very minor Elden Ring spoiler on this one

You ever just wanna

Fromsoft npcs got me like

Don't mind me just building internal lore

Right music, wrong time

O, my feeble will, my indolent heart

Just wanted to be a, uh, diplomat

A brief dissertation, for your consideration

My interactions with the local fauna in Elden Ring

Personal internet rule #2: never listen to tiny purple

Maybe it's all a satirical work

Tarnished mind

Vestigial paranoia

Hair types and squished faces aside

Frankly bizarre incidence rate

Maybe if there were bright flashing lights

The blue cipher ring experience

Reminder that organic nature is a miraculous hellscape

The liver has no bravado

Personal internet rule #1: pick your engagements

Can never tell until it's too late

The FromSoft mage experience

Perfectly balanced

Real, legit energy rocks

Not even staying up past midnight smh

Elden Ring has touched down

Professional faux paw

And triple A killed it

Giant furry toddlers

The first hurdle to Bethesda games

The process to buying snacks

Probably coulda seen that coming

Ain't no spring chicken

Lots of different benefits

Other side effects not withstanding

It exists to spite God

They say he's the handsomest man in all the land

The power of a kitchen sink

Childhood disillusionment

The machinations of a twisted mind

Can only work for so long

The world keeps turning

That time of the year

One track mind

Did you leave the stove on?

Organic perspective, my old nemesis

Moving to more proactive marketing

He's just misunderstood

Fighting unseen battles

Excuse me while I get back on my horse

A matter of perspective

Odd source of validation

0/10 alarm sound

Always the life of the party

Kwispy

Absolutely insufferable

He's trying his best

Aged to a lovely shade of jade

He may be a goon but his passion is THEATRE

The brief career of contract assassin cat

Can you feel it? the pain in his eyes?

Screw it, I'm gonna go be a monk

Just heals very cleanly I guess

Three strikes, you're out

A brief PSA to my extroverted friends out there

Truly it inspires unspeakable dread

Well deserved

Warlock envy

The dark truth about anime

Different tools, different methods

Poor choice of words

yeah I got nothing for this one

You never know what might come in handy

Ready for action

Put that where it belongs

Maybe someday

The right kind of day for that one particular song

They market it that way for a REASON dammit

To catch a big fish you need the right bait

Don't get party wiped

We do what we must

Repeat offender

Yeah sex is cool but

Harsh barrier to entry

9/10 doctors do not recommend

Can't stop won't stop

Song of summoning

Something something ethical concerns

The subtleties of character design

Comestible drama

How spicy is too spicy

It's just that easy

Lean into it

I pass no judgement

Sends shivers up the spine

The poor guy, every time

Or substitute any other moderately complicated task, really

Intrusive thoughts

Just following orders

Every neuron ready to fire

Got them scared vibrations

Poor impulse control

Palpable hypocrisy

Stretching limits

Mass Effect

Existential overload

When he finally gets his VGU

Animal feet

Internet trolls

Damn boi he THICK

Wouldn't mind it

No regerts

Different motivations

The idea is usually short lived

Media snob

Pierces the soul

It's inevitable

Social graces

Divine power

Not the target demographic

Tis the season

Idealism vs Cynicism: opinions

Sympathy farming

Of two minds

Ways to build an RPG character

The power of responsibility aversion

Hornithology

The first step in any game

Noseblindness

Go big or go home

Sowing the seeds

Dear Japan, why?

Doubt

Tree love is in the air

Just wanted to see what it felt like

[redacted]

Physical limitations

Not a gentle sleeper

The warm fuzzies

Finally capitalizing on the primary market

First priority

existentialism

Internet skepticism

Law of the buffet

My first and last experience on social media

Specificity matters

Pokemon Silver (spoon)

Round and round we go

Dare to dream

Don't think about it too much

Now I just need to channel that into something productive

In clarity, there is... regret

Justice

Careful what you wish for

It'll drive a man to madness

To be fair, I wasn't wrong

Pay respects to the eventual machine overlords

Really gonna just steal my dopamine like that

She old, she cranky

Sounds like someone stirring macaroni

My body is a temple

Live and let live

You never know what'll do you in

Unintended audience

All steps optional depending on series

Lightweight

That 2 AM t h o r s t

Like children's playground games

No escaping it

Dog Girl -> Dog/Girl

Artistic epiphany

Designing aliens

Psychoanalyze THIS

Edmund pls

In my defense, she earns it

Please sir, my self esteem, it's very sick

Get a life

Keep to the paved pathways, all else is no man's land

This is what peak performance looks like

It's rough, buddy

Vanity, vanity

Video game catfishing

The plight of the polite misanthrope

I don't always make spaghetti, but when I do

Just be yourself

Gender inequality

System has encountered an error

Honorless SCUM

True awareness is a curse

Some kind of nerd courting dance

Filthy CASUAL

Call to the void and the void calls back

You know how dogs is

Suck it up buttercup

Skinny Privilege

Ain't all bad

bUt EmpLoYEes arE PaiD tO do tHAt

Only halfway joking

A reclusive creature to be sure

Live in the moment

One thing leads to another

Be honest its just better Dark Souls

Better late than never

Can ya feel it?

Not even exaggerating

Something for everyone

Brings out the latent masochism in me

Unlimited Cosmic Stupid Rat

The Greatest Minds are Highly Elevated

Absolute Truth

But Probably Not