When i first met perky teen Rowan I asked her if she was a star. She said why? I told that pretty girl that she brightens up my night sky. Rowan loves all the boys. and all the boys love her. Rowan loves crosses. I fight with Rowan. She angers me. I yell. She crys What! What! Rowan is the star and everyone will know who she is one day.

I’m eating chicken on the toilet.