Update: The End.

"Face it tiger... you just hit the jackpot!"

(Sub)urban Farming.

Grass is Greener/Rain is Wetter/Sun is Hotter.

"Now listen here, sonny boy!"

Random selection 06.

Strawberry feels forever.

Balcony "Living."

TBH I'm okay with cannibalism, just not animal cruelty.

Mic drop.

Check out my new WFH trick, I call it "slow brunch."

Quarantine, or as I call it... the "Neo-Vctorian era."

"I'm sorry, can you repeat that note? I was miles away."

This is life. (With much respect to KC Green!)

You ever just want to do nothing in your free time?

Somehow they just know.

And yes, I did just call my big butt a "threat."

This is why people don't make resolutions.

Happy Holidays to you and yours, no matter what you celebrat

Who keeps renewing this crap?!

One easy way to make everyone on your calls who is not in L.

Is this how the mid-life crisis begins?

Is that three types of citrus in your pocket or are you just

Now leave me alone so I can watch Free Guy in peace.

When in Rome, GA?

Friyays through the ages.

If you've ever wondered what it's like to date a film nerd w

Vegan vs. Predator.

Everyday is Halloween (Underwear.)

I'm weather ignorant.

No, you're perfect.

The Walking Dan.

it's a wonder I get any sleep.

It's a whole process.

No idea why they call it "Hotlanta."

I think I've found the key to happiness!

Overtimed out.

Space stationary.

I thought this job was supposed to be getting easier, not ha

Please don't tell me any of you do this.

This'll make the offers start flying in!

So... bad?

I think I'm officially losing it.

How do the Italians do it?

It's good to have your existential breakdowns earlier in the

So why the heck am I complaining all the time!?

Scanning V.3

Scanning V.2

Scanning V.1

That was fast!

Blah Blah Blah Blah.

✨☕✨

Pop the champagne!

Spoilers for my future.

J.K!

"Hey Google, play Bo Burnham's 'Inside.' "

"Hey Google, how do I get out of bed in the morning?"

New year, same old me.

Happy Endtimes!

Happy Lift-off!

Happy 💤!

2022 is going swell.

Always looking on the bright side.

Must be something in the stars.

Cut it with the attitude, young man.

My brain is a compost heap.

Jinx².

The Young and the Vest-less.

Welcome to my TedTalk.

Back in the... wait, where's my saddle!?

You listen to the same songs enough you're bound to pick

A Merry True Crime Christmas to You and Yours.

In this house we believe in Socialism. 🚩✊

A little "how the (vegan) sausage is made" for ya.

The ✨FUTURE✨

Little bastards.

Honestly this is a pretty typical convo when your gf is a tr

I think this is one of those introvert/extrovert things?

Just... uh... practicing.

"I feel the conflict within you."

It was a nice thought.

Welp.

Those were the days, you whippersnapper!

Coffee can only do so much.

Art imitates life, which imitates art.

Friendly reminder that anti-maskers are basically terrorists

This is the stuff that keeps me up at night.

Can I get a job where every week is 40 hours of PTO?

Ohhhhhh, now I get it.

Honestly, it coming in re-usable tupperware should have been

En Fuego.

Also film noir movies just tend to have similar posters.

Working on the couch.

Dang, what's with all these positive comics lately?

Quarantine has really changed my opinion on pants.

You had to be there.

Trying to look on the bright side of things.

Compromise is key.

Haunted Hotel Pt.5

Never underestimate how hard I can movie.

Haunted Hotel Pt.4

I do not understand.

Haunted Hotel Pt.3

Just a couple of cute liberals over here.

Haunted Hotel Pt.2

What gets you up in the morning?

Haunted Hotel Pt.1

Kitty want some Skittles?

I don't know about y'all, but I keep finding post-apocalypti

We are nothing without the power of the Dark Lord.

What a time to be obsessed with death!

Should have got dogs!

Forgot the "easy" part!

Favorite coworker.

Why is it always a surprise?

Depending on how demented you are this is either a sad comic

Will Work For Spooky Fun.

Love a woman who can riff!

Never saw those as an option at career day.

Always stop to appreciate the Halloween decorations.

Will I keep coming up with new ways to complain about work?

Now if I was working on a show about exorcisms, it'd be much

Live Piggies, Live?

Had this unexpected existential crisis Monday, NBD!

Welp, nice knowin' ya!

Hell.

Comics like this make me glad my bosses don't follow my comi

You'd think I'd be used to this by now.

Comics like this make me glad my bosses don't follow my comi

My priorities are in the correct order.

Friday Dan approves of this comic.

Different apocalypse, still a zombie.

CAUTION: Legs may not work until first cup of coffee.

Also I just realized I do this to my cats too. 😂

Believe it or not "being out of ideas" is part of the proces

Who have I become!?

They're just getting ready for Halloween!!!

Can't win.

Awkward conversations with drunk people at 11 a.m.

Fun Fact: The Man With No Name was born in a Town With No Na

TGIF habits.

You, Me, and The Devil make Three.

Y'know, like in The Godfather!

I tried to raise him right! 😭

The day off conundrum.

Honestly, I have no idea where I'd put the second yoga mat i

Stranded in a flood of distractions.

Movin' Pt.16

TBH sitting on my comic is a great way to get my attention t

More than a little sick of virtual meetings.

Movin' Pt.15

I want my money back!

Hearing voices.

Movin' Pt.14

Movin' Pt.13

See what she has to put up with?

Movin' Pt.12

Movin' Pt.11

Movin' Pt.10

Movin' Pt.9

Movin' Pt.8

Tiki Oh! Pt.5

Tiki Oh! Pt.4

Tiki Oh! Pt.3 (Variations on a Theme.)

Tiki Oh! Pt.2

Tiki Oh! Pt.1

Can't a guy get a day off!

Movin' Pt.7

Movin' Pt.6

Movin' Pt.5

Movin' Pt.4

Movin' Pt.3

Movin' Pt.2

Movin' Pt.1

I get a *little* repetitive when I'm drinking.

Whoops!

Groundhog day.

Asking for a friend.

"Try this one simple trick to find out if the guy you're dat

Barber? I hardly know her!

We are very much a nation of alcoholics.

Apologies to any readers that are lepers.

Well that was fun.

Life Update: I'm a Hutt now.

I didn't say I loved the game.

Cinema Paradiso.

Whyyyy?

Did I post a comic today?

Don't get let those days off get to your head!

Where do you buy your patriotism?

Even a Friday can wear you down.

Laying flat is somehow a sign that you're ready to give cats

Random Quarantine Purchases Pt.1

This has been going on for months!

Pets do not approve of the return to normalcy.

Some of us wake up to a trashed apartment and think nothing

Why are all of these just food things? 🤔

Cats are so weird.

...and that's why I'm broke! Pt.3

...and that's why I'm broke! Pt.2

...and that's why I'm broke! Pt.1

Been a while since I had a taste of molten lava!

This is the most "me" story.

Summer Bummer.

Be sure to bookmark this one. 😉

The Conjunering Pt.2

The Conjunering Pt.1

Girlfriend/Head Writer.

What are they going to do when I go back to the office?

It's important to be with someone who understands you.

One delay and suddenly everyone becomes Tom Hanks in that on

Big bird.

Do you take notes after hanging out with people?

Such a dreadful thought!

That's weird, the only thing in my inbox is a reality check.

I've had at least one of each of these lately.

Vacation is a Lifestyle.

"Of course!"

"One roundtrip ticket, please. And how much extra does the p

Stay thirsty, my friends. (For knowledge!)

That workaholic life.

Every time I try to go to sleep early...

Normcore Revival.

Overpackers Anonymous.

Just off screen of my work video calls...

Thank you to Quarantine for teaching me the simple pleasures

Why does she put up with me?

So much for that!

Don't blame me, blame Capitalism.

My gf is incredible.

How do I be an extrovert again?

What!?

Cinco de Mai Tai!

Maybe because I'm so corny?

First Major Life Event of 2021.

30 seconds to Mars.

It's all part of the process!

I don't know about you, but I live in a densely populated ci

How sad must your life be if "chore day" is the most excitin

TV, the ultimate time waster.

"Sorry my response to your email is so late, my cat fell asl

Sorry but, It's been 406 days since I've seen a movie in the

Quarantine's getting weird!

Before you get upset, know this comic is partially fictional

Nice weather we're having, eh?

I knew one day I'd be captain of something.

Anyone else do this? 😅

Career goals.

"Stomach" is a weird word.

Mixed emotions.

"Computer!" Pt.8

Whoda thunk?

"Computer!" Pt.7

Just remember: if you're having a hard time with quarantine,

When you watch as much zombie related media as we do, it's b

Coffee maker? I barely know her!

The only running you'll ever see in "Running Joke Life."

Random selection 05.

On the other hand, practice makes perfect!

Movies are my bummer relief. (What's yours?)

The news is a bummer.

Capitalism is a bummer.

"Facon."

Movie Time.

Do you guys have chores you hate? Folding laundry is mine.

A conversation I have with myself pretty much daily.

Too cute. Pt.24

It's important that your days have some form of structure.

Help, I sound like a Capitalist. Someone put me out of my mi

I don't go anywhere, how can I keep losing things!?

Don't mess with the coffee!

Leprechaun you dig it?

...we wear green?

When you do enough comics, people tell you when something wi

"Computer!" Pt.6

Too Cute/Too Drunk.

"Computer!" Pt.5

A year in, some things change, some things stay the same.

I'm much too stubborn to admit that Capitalism might actuall

I should probably just drink coffee constantly.

"You know, sometimes I amaze even myself!"

Anticlimactic.

I need a shock collar for everytime I buy something

Wanted: more menial tasks to pass the time.

Great, just what I needed... more waking hours to fill.

When you get called on in a work meeting...

You ever have a day that feels completely un-noteworthy?

'60s television is my escape.

How's a person supposed to pass the time!?

Worst apocalypse ever!

What's with these cats!?

A day in the life.

Way to be zero help, drunk boyfriend!

A close call.

Nobody else does that?

It's so easy! II

It's so easy!

My cats have really gotten used to me being home all the tim

My cats have really gotten used to me being home all the tim

Middle Hell.