Sad Food Restaurant As an employee at Slammin' Sammiches, you must pride yourself on your service, ingenuity, and can-do attitude. Our mission is to give customers fond memories as we serve them unique sandwiches and meals with a smile. Where would this franchise be without you and other individuals who keep the machine going! Kind of like...cogs! Er- But remember, we're more than workers, we're a family!* *Just don't embarrass the brand! You wouldn't want to find yourself in the unemployment line, would you?

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