Meet Sir Feather, a spoiled royal, snot-of-a-brat. This semi-hero has been hit with the mondo-granddaddy spell of all spells. The results have dislocated his "him" from "himself" rendering what's left of him, a hat with legs. Feather must now embark on an epic mission, chock full of adventure-n-stuff, to locate his "him", which sadly, was sold in a lucrative yard sale (more on that as our story unfolds).