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Oh, that silly goat. If you'd like a chance to meet him for the first time then go to Illadvisedstories.com and listen to the first novel In the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid or you could buy the book on amazon and put a few ducats in my pocket. I don't even know what a ducat is but I think they'd be nice. By the way, I've got a new novel coming out soon!