SPRINGIETTE Become a Patron Imagine two friends, and their pets, living together. Now imagine one of them is a ninja, with an unhealthy obsession with potato chips, and the other is a former Olympic swimmer, who got tired of swimming and just wants to float. Oh, and their pets are a hungry black cat and a barking piece of sushi. Sounds weird? Meet Chop Chop Ninja Doom and Chocobanana Sofuto, the most ruthless outlaws ever to go about spreading love all over the world! (SPRINGIETTE started back in 2007!) UPDATES M-T-W-T

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