Meet the Traveling Merchant and His Mage. Follow the exploits of Jack & Opee as they travel the world in search of that everlasting good deal. Side effects of traveling with these two may include running into Friendly Goblins, turning into a Squid man, summoning a humungous Chocolate Dragon and occasionally dealing with the Greatest Evil known throughout time. Please be advised that Opee's Caravan and Trade is not liable for any damages that may occur. Refunds are also not accepted.