The Ever Nut Become a Patron Far out in the stew of existence there is a tree called the Ever Tree, on this tree grows a nut called the Ever Nut. Anyone who eats this nut will be blindsided immediately by an unending stream of insights into the nature of existence... and an uncontrollable urge to lick porcelain. Sip some essential oils and charge your crystals with the light of your screen. Come and join me for cosmic giggles shot through with some heartwarming moments, and a bit of new age woo.

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