The Mile High Cup Become a Patron The Metro. Every day, over ten thousand people arrive or depart through its gates, traveling via jet airliners. Deep in the bowels of the Metro lie the humble food service shops eager to prey on passengers during their long wait for boarding. There, at the heart of this battle between capitalism and the common man, you can find The Mile-High Cup, a coffee shop with airport-themed drinks and staffed by women brought together by the common bond of service industry slavery.

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