Nico is a childish, snobby, 19 year old nobleman, Unfortunately for the people of the UK, Nico is also heir to the throne To make sure nothing goes up in flames, the Queen and King send Nico to a beat-up ranch in Texas to learn basic human decency Ashley-Jane is a grumpy rancher who just wants a peaceful life with her animals, so when Nico waltzs in, Ashley forced to become a glorified babysitter yay for Ashley

mother it isn't arson it's spontaneous redistribution of fire