One of the most ludicrous playboys in town has a new prized-possession, but no idea what to do with it. When word gets out that he has entrusted it to an enigmatic ne'er do well with deep pockets and a serious poker-face, everyone and their henchman comes looking for a slice of the action. Join our 'hero' as he adopts 4-5 aliases, applies half-baked morals, and rescues people only when convenient. Please enjoy The Turdox.