Okay- here you have it, people. Giant monsters emerged from the oceans and decided to wreak havoc across cities. Guess what? Humanity pulled off some real anime-level escalation by building giant robots to kick them back down. Of course! Governments keep the Jaeger tech classified. But people don't care if said Jaegers save them from Kaiju. But... what really are the Jaegers? I mean, Kaiju? Giant monsters, bad news. But are the Jaegers really getting a second thought? What really are they?

Once upon a time, I was me.