Unfortunate 1's Become a Patron It all started with that damn cat Drugfitz that stole Sheezah's ham. Ever since that day, luck has not been on their side. After joining "The Guild of Things" by force, our two misfits have not been having the best of times. The Red Die of Fate binds us all to an unknown destiny, ever unbiased yet seemingly cruel. Will it roll in favor of our heroes? Or will it become a bane to these poor unfortunate ones? (spoiler alert: read the title) (facebook.com/howunfortunate)

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