Vamp Kid Become a Patron  Vampire king Edmond Adley is hopelessly in love. Or should I say, has been hopelessly in love for a fair amount of centuries. However, his immortality almost always seems to get the way. After waiting yet another full generation, Edmond wants nothing more than to be reunited with his lovely Catalina Joneson. Though to his utmost surprise, his beloved, is now Cat Jones, a teenager who finds more interest in college tuition than in the art of butter churning.

• Romance