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Slice of life Comedy

Hiding in the Handicapped Stall

Dan Pretzer

Working out this existential nightmare on a daily...the adventures of several everyday everymen. NEW EPISODES DAILY!!!

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  • Flustered, Last In Line, Late For Chow UP

    likeit0 May 29, 2023
    #1440
  • The Old Queen Met His Barber Halfway

    likeit0 May 28, 2023
    #1439
  • The Daughter Wanted Custody

    likeit0 May 27, 2023
    #1438
  • Sensodyne Toothplaster

    likeit0 May 26, 2023
    #1437
  • Scent Of A Trans Woman

    likeit0 May 25, 2023
    #1436
  • Fancy Pants Dance

    likeit0 May 24, 2023
    #1435
  • Diamond Crucifixes And A Cold Baked Alaska

    likeit0 May 23, 2023
    #1434
  • Welcoming The Anger Machine

    likeit0 May 23, 2023
    #1433
  • How They Died

    likeit0 May 20, 2023
    #1432
  • Third Base Coach Got The Ladies All On Fire

    likeit0 May 19, 2023
    #1431
  • Moving On From Race (Fiats Fixed)

    likeit0 May 18, 2023
    #1430
  • Way Beyond Driven (Exchange Rates)

    likeit0 May 17, 2023
    #1429
  • Wanting To Do Karate

    likeit0 May 17, 2023
    #1428
  • The Caller ID said "Deshaun"

    likeit1 May 15, 2023
    #1427
  • Bowling Plans Thrawted

    likeit1 May 14, 2023
    #1426
  • Asking For An Application

    likeit0 May 13, 2023
    #1425
  • Chainsaws, Factories Becoming Industrialized

    likeit0 May 12, 2023
    #1424
  • Just Another Band Out Of Boston (Hung Himself)

    likeit0 May 11, 2023
    #1423
  • Langston Air Force Base (Gotcha)

    likeit0 May 10, 2023
    #1422
  • Abuse Of The Elderly (Contact Jodie Foster Flick)

    likeit0 May 9, 2023
    #1421
  • Such A Tremendous Talent

    likeit0 May 8, 2023
    #1420
  • Thinking Egg Rhymes With Dig

    likeit1 May 7, 2023
    #1419
  • Distracted Driver (Boneriffic P.I.)

    likeit0 May 6, 2023
    #1418
  • The Mail Arrived On Schedule

    likeit0 May 5, 2023
    #1417
  • The Lives Of Sailors

    likeit0 May 4, 2023
    #1416
  • Confounded CAT Vomiting

    likeit0 May 3, 2023
    #1415
  • Long Laundry LIst (Filled Out Socks)

    likeit0 May 2, 2023
    #1414
  • Open Air Festival Fees

    likeit0 May 1, 2023
    #1413
  • Judge, Jury And Plenty Of Fish Dot Org

    likeit0 Apr 30, 2023
    #1412
  • Buffalo Springfield Wings (Almonds)

    likeit0 Apr 28, 2023
    #1411
  • Because Fecal Matter

    likeit0 Apr 27, 2023
    #1410
  • Ailey Sheady's Asshole (Layin' Brick)

    likeit0 Apr 25, 2023
    #1409
  • Backwards Bandanas

    likeit0 Apr 23, 2023
    #1408
  • Leaping On Tables To Catch A Glimpse

    likeit0 Apr 22, 2023
    #1407
  • The Lucky Barber

    likeit0 Apr 21, 2023
    #1406
  • A Culture Of Crime

    likeit1 Apr 20, 2023
    #1405
  • Dildo Tryouts With A Money Back Option

    likeit1 Apr 19, 2023
    #1404
  • Relish Hot Dog Topping Not Moment

    likeit2 Apr 18, 2023
    #1403
  • You Pay $4.99

    likeit1 Apr 17, 2023
    #1402
  • That Scene from Mr. Vincent

    likeit0 Apr 16, 2023
    #1401
  • The Cup Was Empty

    likeit0 Apr 15, 2023
    #1400
  • Tornadoes Tundra Agenda

    likeit0 Apr 14, 2023
    #1399
  • Crushing Aching Doubt And New Money

    likeit0 Apr 13, 2023
    #1398
  • Running Frightened From The Cover Of Tiger Beat

    likeit0 Apr 12, 2023
    #1397
  • Building A New Neighbourhood

    likeit1 Apr 11, 2023
    #1396
  • Torn Scented Soaps (Cold Mustard Pact)

    likeit0 Apr 10, 2023
    #1395
  • Jesus Was Asking For It (Expired Cheesecloth)

    likeit0 Apr 9, 2023
    #1394
  • Loud Banging Noises Outside The Hop

    likeit0 Apr 8, 2023
    #1393
  • Staff Picks

    likeit0 Apr 7, 2023
    #1392
  • Personal Ads In The Back Of Lowrider Magazines

    likeit0 Apr 6, 2023
    #1391
  • Holes In Shoes And The Theory There

    likeit1 Apr 5, 2023
    #1390
  • Strong Odors In Bulge Pants

    likeit0 Apr 3, 2023
    #1389
  • The Good Game Of Golf Got Gory

    likeit0 Apr 3, 2023
    #1388
  • Selling Scented Candles Stay At Home Mom

    likeit0 Apr 2, 2023
    #1387
  • The Lamb Was Led To The Slaughter

    likeit0 Apr 1, 2023
    #1386
  • Poker Chips And Salsa

    likeit0 Mar 31, 2023
    #1385
  • Raising Pet Bulls On A Budget

    likeit0 Mar 30, 2023
    #1384
  • Lita Ford's Peanut Allergy

    likeit0 Mar 29, 2023
    #1383
  • Distracted Drivers

    likeit0 Mar 28, 2023
    #1382
  • The Saga Of The Pink Sock Sickness

    likeit0 Mar 27, 2023
    #1381
  • The Dry Cleaning

    likeit1 Mar 26, 2023
    #1380
  • Explosions Are Fun (Toffee Bars)

    likeit0 Mar 25, 2023
    #1379
  • Hatchback No Seatbelts (Vinyl Seats Torn)

    likeit0 Mar 24, 2023
    #1378
  • Dropping Everything In The Toilet

    likeit0 Mar 23, 2023
    #1377
  • More Choices For Just A Little Cash

    likeit0 Mar 22, 2023
    #1376
  • Before The Markets Open This Morning

    likeit0 Mar 20, 2023
    #1375
  • Polerizaton Politics (Smith Without Wessen)

    likeit1 Mar 18, 2023
    #1374
  • Tik Toker With A Fart Of Gold (Whine Rack)

    likeit2 Mar 17, 2023
    #1373
  • And It Is For This Reason

    likeit2 Mar 14, 2023
    #1372
  • Plunging Into The Inferno

    likeit0 Mar 14, 2023
    #1371
  • Advantageous (Cracked Out)

    likeit0 Mar 12, 2023
    #1370
  • Activist Knows Best

    likeit1 Mar 11, 2023
    #1369
  • Butts And Bedknobs

    likeit1 Mar 10, 2023
    #1368
  • Unsold Unwashed Flatware News

    likeit0 Mar 9, 2023
    #1367
  • The Place Where It Is

    likeit0 Mar 8, 2023
    #1366
  • Lounge Table Saw

    likeit1 Mar 7, 2023
    #1365
  • Frustration Heartburn Bitch Slappin'

    likeit1 Mar 6, 2023
    #1364
  • Parchment Aged Like New Cheese

    likeit1 Mar 5, 2023
    #1363
  • Squinting To See What Happens

    likeit1 Mar 4, 2023
    #1362
  • Ancestral Rage (Permanent PMS)

    likeit1 Mar 3, 2023
    #1361
  • Disemboweling The Surviving Cast Of Cheers

    likeit1 Mar 1, 2023
    #1360
  • Big Crime Pies In The City Limits

    likeit2 Feb 28, 2023
    #1359
  • Kawasaki For Sale (Low Milage)

    likeit1 Feb 25, 2023
    #1358
  • Fixin' To Order More From The Catalouge

    likeit0 Feb 23, 2023
    #1357
  • Voiding The Manufacturer's Warranty

    likeit0 Feb 22, 2023
    #1356
  • Using Her Face As A Restroom Excuse

    likeit0 Feb 20, 2023
    #1355
  • Hanging Up The Phone (Big Dust)

    likeit0 Feb 19, 2023
    #1354
  • Figures The Tags Weren't Paid For

    likeit1 Feb 18, 2023
    #1353
  • Flamable Checkered Vest Buttons

    likeit0 Feb 16, 2023
    #1352
  • Such Unimaginable Unbadness

    likeit0 Feb 15, 2023
    #1351
  • Older Gay Men (Scotch And Tequila)

    likeit0 Feb 14, 2023
    #1350
  • Bravey With Allyship Over Bangledesh

    likeit0 Feb 13, 2023
    #1349
  • That Debate

    likeit0 Feb 12, 2023
    #1348
  • The Mother Who Wanted Another

    likeit0 Feb 10, 2023
    #1347
  • Stonewashed Acid Jeans (With Holes)

    likeit0 Feb 9, 2023
    #1346
  • Headed To Hooters After A Morning Prayer

    likeit0 Feb 8, 2023
    #1345
  • The Why Of The Why

    likeit0 Feb 7, 2023
    #1344
  • Bicycles And Runway Models

    likeit0 Feb 5, 2023
    #1343
  • Recognized The Foul Stench

    likeit0 Feb 4, 2023
    #1342
  • Finding Meaning At The Bottom Of A Well

    likeit0 Feb 3, 2023
    #1341
  • Butt People

    likeit0 Feb 2, 2023
    #1340
  • A Rebuilding Process (Painting With Paper Clips)

    likeit0 Feb 1, 2023
    #1339
  • Things Known

    likeit0 Jan 31, 2023
    #1338
  • She Sold Real Estate And Regret

    likeit0 Jan 29, 2023
    #1337
  • Fire Up The Pit (Miller Time)

    likeit0 Jan 27, 2023
    #1336
  • A Nice Feel Good Year

    likeit0 Jan 26, 2023
    #1335
  • The Demand For Decency Fell Upwards

    likeit0 Dec 29, 2022
    #1334
  • It's Mean To Make Them

    likeit0 Dec 26, 2022
    #1333
  • One Room Schoolhouse

    likeit1 Dec 25, 2022
    #1332
  • A Cold Plate Of Plastic Fruit

    likeit0 Dec 24, 2022
    #1331
  • The Bees Won't Sting

    likeit0 Dec 23, 2022
    #1330
  • Wireless Razorblades (Tan Car Crash)

    likeit0 Dec 22, 2022
    #1329
  • Mustard Stains On A Yellow Tie

    likeit1 Dec 21, 2022
    #1328
  • Slow Learners In The Fast Lane

    likeit0 Dec 20, 2022
    #1327
  • Time Loss Accident Figures

    likeit0 Dec 19, 2022
    #1326
  • Making A Difference In Spades

    likeit0 Dec 18, 2022
    #1325
  • The Toast Is Texas

    likeit0 Dec 16, 2022
    #1324
  • Long Dress Wet With Rain

    likeit1 Dec 15, 2022
    #1323
  • Serious Unlucky Odds At The Table

    likeit2 Dec 8, 2022
    #1322
  • Paying For The Alibi Alimony

    likeit1 Dec 2, 2022
    #1321
  • Random Unmarked Dick Pills

    likeit0 Dec 1, 2022
    #1320
  • Dual Wheelie Drive

    likeit0 Nov 29, 2022
    #1319
  • Sticking A Fork In It

    likeit0 Nov 27, 2022
    #1318
  • Most Normal Guy In Hollywood

    likeit0 Nov 26, 2022
    #1317
  • He Had Become Rod Stewart

    likeit1 Nov 25, 2022
    #1316
  • A Found Full Wallet

    likeit0 Nov 24, 2022
    #1315
  • Folded Guest Towels (Dubbed In Italian)

    likeit1 Nov 23, 2022
    #1314
  • They Followed The Trends

    likeit0 Nov 22, 2022
    #1313
  • Trying To Get Famous

    likeit0 Nov 21, 2022
    #1312
  • Don't Worry About It

    likeit0 Nov 20, 2022
    #1311
  • Long Underwear Outdoors

    likeit0 Nov 18, 2022
    #1310
  • Advised To Make The Move To San Francisco

    likeit0 Nov 17, 2022
    #1309
  • Out Of Season (Booberry For Breakfast)

    likeit0 Nov 16, 2022
    #1308
  • Inserted Batteries Included (Soft Food Allergies)

    likeit0 Nov 15, 2022
    #1307
  • Western Cut Off Shirts With Slogans On Them

    likeit1 Nov 14, 2022
    #1306
  • Arms Up, Arms Out, Windmills In Odem, Texas

    likeit1 Nov 14, 2022
    #1305
  • It Came From Columbia (Left Knotted)

    likeit1 Nov 12, 2022
    #1304
  • Fantasizing Out To The Top

    likeit2 Nov 11, 2022
    #1303
  • Excited Jazz Fusion Fans (Lamenting Circles)

    likeit0 Nov 10, 2022
    #1302
  • Crumpled Up Clothing On The Ceiling

    likeit0 Nov 9, 2022
    #1301
  • Fresh Scent

    likeit0 Nov 8, 2022
    #1300
  • Straight Razor Saturday Night Shave

    likeit0 Nov 8, 2022
    #1299
  • The Manager "Musician" With The Analogy

    likeit1 Nov 5, 2022
    #1298
  • The Contractor With The Dented Truck

    likeit0 Nov 4, 2022
    #1297
  • Old Shoe

    likeit0 Nov 3, 2022
    #1296
  • The Artists In X Made A Mistake

    likeit0 Nov 2, 2022
    #1295
  • Tortoise Shell Egg Whites

    likeit1 Nov 1, 2022
    #1294
  • Cornholing Elvis Costello

    likeit0 Oct 31, 2022
    #1293
  • The Time At The Beach

    likeit0 Oct 30, 2022
    #1292
  • Overweight Gut With The Low Self Esteem Girl

    likeit0 Oct 29, 2022
    #1291
  • Reciting The Alphabet Backwards

    likeit1 Oct 28, 2022
    #1290
  • Competitive

    likeit2 Oct 27, 2022
    #1289
  • Warning Labels Advertising The Fun

    likeit1 Oct 26, 2022
    #1288
  • Pantsed In The Pool

    likeit0 Oct 24, 2022
    #1287
  • Calling Into Radio Stations To Win Tickets

    likeit0 Oct 23, 2022
    #1286
  • Dressing Up As Mythic Figures

    likeit0 Oct 21, 2022
    #1285
  • Faux Leather Apron

    likeit1 Oct 20, 2022
    #1284
  • Rolling Lost Highway Stone

    likeit0 Oct 19, 2022
    #1283
  • Chopping Word In Underwear Ads

    likeit0 Oct 18, 2022
    #1282
  • One Too Many New Radicals

    likeit0 Oct 17, 2022
    #1281
  • That Burrito

    likeit0 Oct 16, 2022
    #1280
  • Worse Off Than That Whore

    likeit0 Oct 15, 2022
    #1279
  • That Reality

    likeit0 Oct 14, 2022
    #1278
  • Wandering Towards Tomorrow

    likeit0 Oct 13, 2022
    #1277
  • Back Catalouge Of Stag Movies

    likeit0 Oct 12, 2022
    #1276
  • Leaving Everyday At Lunch

    likeit2 Oct 11, 2022
    #1275
  • Bought And Paid For Reviews

    likeit0 Oct 9, 2022
    #1274
  • Eating The President's Oranges

    likeit0 Oct 8, 2022
    #1273
  • Planning And Purpose

    likeit1 Oct 7, 2022
    #1272
  • A Fundamental Amount Of Flack

    likeit1 Oct 5, 2022
    #1271
  • Sullen And Without A Useful Wallet

    likeit1 Oct 4, 2022
    #1270
  • Veiled Cargo (Not Another Dime)

    likeit1 Oct 3, 2022
    #1269
  • Catharic Trauma

    likeit1 Oct 2, 2022
    #1268
  • Diving Into What The Candidates Gave

    likeit1 Oct 1, 2022
    #1267
  • Discreet Packaging

    likeit1 Sep 29, 2022
    #1266
  • B.U.M. Equipment

    likeit1 Sep 28, 2022
    #1265
  • The Way Looked Easy In The Phamplet

    likeit1 Sep 27, 2022
    #1264
  • The Jam Band In Mono Hi-Fi

    likeit1 Sep 25, 2022
    #1263
  • The Sketch Artist (Uneven Lanes)

    likeit1 Sep 23, 2022
    #1262
  • Hot Girls In Love

    likeit1 Sep 23, 2022
    #1261
  • Wrestling With The Lard Tomato

    likeit1 Sep 21, 2022
    #1260
  • Uneven Cooling

    likeit1 Sep 20, 2022
    #1259
  • The Cock Blocking Fat Friend Who Wants To Leave

    likeit1 Sep 19, 2022
    #1258
  • Looking For A Fart Of Gold

    likeit1 Sep 17, 2022
    #1257
  • Forgetting To Duck (Soup's Cold...again)

    likeit1 Sep 16, 2022
    #1256
  • Loose In The Caboose (Before It Gets Soft)

    likeit1 Sep 15, 2022
    #1255
  • That Doubt In Your Back Pocket

    likeit1 Sep 14, 2022
    #1254
  • Rolling Down The Banks Of Downtown Burbank

    likeit1 Sep 13, 2022
    #1253
  • Not One Jumping Jack

    likeit1 Sep 12, 2022
    #1252
  • That Time In Juarez

    likeit1 Sep 11, 2022
    #1251
  • Weak Covid Joke

    likeit1 Sep 10, 2022
    #1250
  • All Lathered Up (Windchimes IN Motion)

    likeit1 Sep 9, 2022
    #1249
  • In The Program (TOUCHDOWN)

    likeit1 Sep 8, 2022
    #1248
  • The To-Go Box In The Fridge

    likeit1 Sep 7, 2022
    #1247
  • Flowbee Aerosal Cans In Transit

    likeit1 Sep 5, 2022
    #1246
  • The Slip Was Showing

    likeit1 Sep 3, 2022
    #1245
  • Up With The Regards

    likeit1 Sep 1, 2022
    #1244
  • All Of The Tags Were Expired

    likeit1 Aug 31, 2022
    #1243
  • Ain't Living Long Like This

    likeit1 Aug 30, 2022
    #1242
  • He Owned An Envelope

    likeit1 Aug 29, 2022
    #1241
  • The Studio Outtakes Outsold The Singles

    likeit1 Aug 28, 2022
    #1240
  • Passed Up For Promotion: Bootlegging T-Shirts

    likeit1 Aug 27, 2022
    #1239
  • Fiscal Responsibility

    likeit2 Aug 26, 2022
    #1238
  • That Scene From U.S. Marshalls

    likeit1 Aug 25, 2022
    #1237
  • A Good American

    likeit2 Aug 23, 2022
    #1236
  • Attempting To Get Fast And Loose

    likeit2 Aug 22, 2022
    #1235
  • Garth Brooks Complained About Used CD Sales

    likeit1 Aug 21, 2022
    #1234
  • A Man A Plan A Canal

    likeit1 Aug 20, 2022
    #1233
  • A Little Sewing Kit

    likeit1 Aug 19, 2022
    #1232
  • The Roll On The Wrong Way

    likeit1 Aug 18, 2022
    #1231
  • A Browser With Exceptional Speed

    likeit1 Aug 16, 2022
    #1230
  • Bleeding Control Station

    likeit2 Aug 15, 2022
    #1229
  • The Mortgage

    likeit2 Aug 14, 2022
    #1228
  • One Dollar For That

    likeit2 Aug 12, 2022
    #1227
  • Reagan's First Wife Left Him Cause He Was Boring

    likeit1 Aug 11, 2022
    #1226
  • Wah Pedals And Laid Back Inaction

    likeit1 Aug 10, 2022
    #1225
  • Shoeless And Serious

    likeit1 Aug 9, 2022
    #1224
  • Debt Relief

    likeit1 Aug 8, 2022
    #1223
  • Gaslighting And Greenlighting (Buying The Vote)

    likeit1 Aug 7, 2022
    #1222
  • They Shot The Sheriff

    likeit1 Aug 6, 2022
    #1221
  • Out Each Window

    likeit1 Aug 5, 2022
    #1220
  • Rage Against The Machine Guy Hurt His Foot

    likeit1 Aug 4, 2022
    #1219
  • That Ancient Ember Of Awesome

    likeit1 Aug 3, 2022
    #1218
  • Dandruff By The Lake

    likeit1 Aug 2, 2022
    #1217
  • Royally Flushed (Toilet Humor)

    likeit1 Aug 1, 2022
    #1216
  • I Heard A Who Done It

    likeit1 Jul 31, 2022
    #1215
  • Found Furniture (On Ramp Blues)

    likeit1 Jul 30, 2022
    #1214
  • Too Proud 2 Beg (Reprise)

    likeit1 Jul 29, 2022
    #1213
  • Increased Reliance On Equity

    likeit1 Jul 28, 2022
    #1212
  • That Rug Smells Like Old Soup

    likeit0 Jul 27, 2022
    #1211
  • Highland Parkways On Fire

    likeit1 Jul 26, 2022
    #1210
  • Hiding Without Mirrors

    likeit3 Jul 25, 2022
    #1209
  • Air Force Swearing In Ceremony

    likeit2 Jul 24, 2022
    #1208
  • The Perils Of The Forgotten Food

    likeit3 Jul 23, 2022
    #1207
  • Even The Nights Are Better

    likeit2 Jul 22, 2022
    #1206
  • A Bowl Without Borders

    likeit1 Jul 21, 2022
    #1205
  • Forgetting To Pay The Wrong Bill

    likeit1 Jul 20, 2022
    #1204
  • The Guy Wore The Wrong Clothes aka A Sermon

    likeit2 Jul 18, 2022
    #1203
  • The World Went Wrong

    likeit1 Jul 17, 2022
    #1202
  • He Hurt His Foot

    likeit1 Jul 16, 2022
    #1201
  • Lathered Up Incredible

    likeit2 Jul 15, 2022
    #1200
  • Sandwich Bags On The Bus

    likeit2 Jul 14, 2022
    #1199
  • Fortunes Favor The Fortunate

    likeit2 Jul 12, 2022
    #1198
  • Disappointed Ceiling Fans

    likeit2 Jul 11, 2022
    #1197
  • Doing The D.J. Show

    likeit1 Jul 11, 2022
    #1196
  • Traffic Was The Name Of A Band

    likeit1 Jul 9, 2022
    #1195
  • Prop Circles

    likeit0 Jul 8, 2022
    #1194
  • Poor Boy Long Way From Home

    likeit0 Jul 5, 2022
    #1193
  • The End Times

    likeit0 Jul 4, 2022
    #1192
  • Rolling Hills

    likeit0 Jul 2, 2022
    #1191
  • Lasik Surgery

    likeit0 Jul 1, 2022
    #1190
  • Kenny Chesney's Tax Return

    likeit0 Jun 30, 2022
    #1189
  • They Had Name For It

    likeit0 Jun 29, 2022
    #1188
  • 8675309

    likeit0 Jun 28, 2022
    #1187
  • Manufactured Fan Base (Dated References)

    likeit1 Jun 27, 2022
    #1186
  • Falling Down A Flight Of Stairs

    likeit0 Jun 26, 2022
    #1185
  • Crying In The Chapel (Dull Spoon)

    likeit0 Jun 25, 2022
    #1184
  • Steady Influx Of Metal Bands On The Scene

    likeit0 Jun 24, 2022
    #1183
  • Vietnam Is Still Going On

    likeit0 Jun 23, 2022
    #1182
  • Cultural Appropiation (Gondolas And Shit)

    likeit1 Jun 22, 2022
    #1181
  • Parking Lot Misunderstanding

    likeit1 Jun 21, 2022
    #1180
  • Populating The Planet (Dead Ball On The Field)

    likeit0 Jun 20, 2022
    #1179
  • The First Time (Ancien' Regime)

    likeit0 Jun 19, 2022
    #1178
  • Day Time Talk Shows

    likeit1 Jun 18, 2022
    #1177
  • Burnt Offering On The Condor

    likeit1 Jun 17, 2022
    #1176
  • The Olson Twins At Auto Zone

    likeit2 Jun 15, 2022
    #1175
  • She Taught High School

    likeit3 Jun 14, 2022
    #1174
  • The Fajitas Are Sizzling

    likeit2 Jun 13, 2022
    #1173
  • That Chick Looked Like A Tube Of Toothpaste

    likeit2 Jun 12, 2022
    #1172
  • Forced To Choose

    likeit2 Jun 11, 2022
    #1171
  • Aint' Superstitious

    likeit3 Jun 9, 2022
    #1170
  • Off The Sauce On The Cross

    likeit2 Jun 8, 2022
    #1169
  • Low Speed Paintball (As Advertised)

    likeit2 Jun 6, 2022
    #1168
  • He Grew A Beard

    likeit2 Jun 5, 2022
    #1167
  • His Career Was In The Toilet

    likeit2 Jun 4, 2022
    #1166
  • Free Meet 'N' Beat

    likeit2 Jun 3, 2022
    #1165
  • His Shirt Read: Corvette

    likeit2 Jun 2, 2022
    #1164
  • John Updike's Problems With Women

    likeit3 May 31, 2022
    #1163
  • Noticing The Awnings

    likeit3 May 30, 2022
    #1162
  • Sweat Stains On The Sheets

    likeit3 May 27, 2022
    #1161
  • That One Charlie Daniels Seinfeld "Crossover"

    likeit3 May 25, 2022
    #1160
  • Stamp Collecting

    likeit3 May 23, 2022
    #1159
  • Novelty Checks With Large Lettering

    likeit4 May 20, 2022
    #1158
  • Fork In The Water

    likeit3 May 19, 2022
    #1157
  • Uber Murder Bath Water (The Tide Came Out)

    likeit3 May 18, 2022
    #1156
  • Worked His Way Up From Sacking Groceries

    likeit2 May 17, 2022
    #1155
  • Overdubbed VHS Cassettes

    likeit3 May 16, 2022
    #1154
  • Wandering Windows (Open Doors)

    likeit2 May 15, 2022
    #1153
  • Militant Atheism

    likeit2 May 14, 2022
    #1152
  • Impossible Yet Undewhelmed

    likeit2 May 13, 2022
    #1151
  • For A Thousand Years

    likeit3 May 12, 2022
    #1150
  • Even The Milk Turns Chocolate

    likeit2 May 11, 2022
    #1149
  • Microwave

    likeit3 May 10, 2022
    #1148
  • Forgetting The Oven Is On

    likeit2 May 9, 2022
    #1147
  • Them Balconies Will Get Ya

    likeit2 May 8, 2022
    #1146
  • Fantastic Pieces Of Flat Pants

    likeit2 May 7, 2022
    #1145
  • He Forgot To Carry The One

    likeit2 May 6, 2022
    #1144
  • Personal Pan Labrynth

    likeit2 May 5, 2022
    #1143
  • Hard Shower In The P.M.

    likeit3 May 3, 2022
    #1142
  • Body Positive Pole Vaulter

    likeit3 May 2, 2022
    #1141
  • Big Time Boogie (Got That Work)

    likeit3 Apr 30, 2022
    #1140
  • Major Manufacturing (Three Hit Wonder)

    likeit3 Apr 29, 2022
    #1139
  • They Pissed On Everything

    likeit3 Apr 28, 2022
    #1138
  • The Guy's Name On The Plane Was Larson

    likeit3 Apr 27, 2022
    #1137
  • Investing In Abandoned Oil Wells (Reprise)

    likeit3 Apr 25, 2022
    #1136
  • Juice, Toast And Milk

    likeit3 Apr 23, 2022
    #1135
  • Luke Warm Shower Routine

    likeit6 Apr 22, 2022
    #1134
  • Brand New Convertible (Four On The Floor)

    likeit5 Apr 20, 2022
    #1133
  • Unaffordable Early Bird Accidents

    likeit5 Apr 19, 2022
    #1132
  • Sports Journalism (Eating Oats All Day)

    likeit7 Apr 18, 2022
    #1131
  • Even The Milk Turns Chocolate

    likeit6 Apr 17, 2022
    #1130
  • Intermittant Fasting

    likeit5 Apr 15, 2022
    #1129
  • Yet Another Wine And Cheese Store

    likeit5 Apr 14, 2022
    #1128
  • That Time When That Happened

    likeit5 Apr 13, 2022
    #1127
  • Regular Crackers In A Plain Brown Wrapper

    likeit5 Apr 12, 2022
    #1126
  • Ordering Pizza Through A Cardboard Tube

    likeit4 Apr 11, 2022
    #1125
  • Fantastic Cutlery (This Way To That Action)

    likeit6 Apr 10, 2022
    #1124
  • Baptizing Others (With Old Wheat Cream)

    likeit5 Apr 8, 2022
    #1123
  • The Regency Of The Toe-Tappers

    likeit5 Apr 7, 2022
    #1122
  • Leader Of The Pack Rats

    likeit5 Apr 6, 2022
    #1121
  • That Scene From The Great Outdoors

    likeit5 Apr 5, 2022
    #1120
  • Titty Bars And Gang Bangs

    likeit6 Apr 4, 2022
    #1119
  • All Along The Bayfront

    likeit6 Apr 3, 2022
    #1118
  • And The Wind Cried Steve

    likeit7 Apr 2, 2022
    #1117
  • Painting The Windows Shut (Airtight Alibi)

    likeit7 Apr 1, 2022
    #1116
  • Fiercely Monotheistic

    likeit4 Mar 31, 2022
    #1115
  • Smelling Eggs Each Afternoon

    likeit3 Mar 30, 2022
    #1114
  • The Guy At The Meat Market Couldn't Handle The Word

    likeit4 Mar 29, 2022
    #1113
  • Pickles In They Jar-O

    likeit3 Mar 28, 2022
    #1112
  • Canned Goods With Laughter

    likeit3 Mar 27, 2022
    #1111
  • Paperplane Cuts Between The Knuckles

    likeit2 Mar 26, 2022
    #1110
  • Left Turn Signal Stuck In The On Position

    likeit2 Mar 25, 2022
    #1109
  • And A Large Diet Piss

    likeit2 Mar 24, 2022
    #1108
  • Hooters On Fire (Two For Tuesday)

    likeit2 Mar 22, 2022
    #1107
  • Black Bears Are Losing Their Habitat

    likeit2 Mar 21, 2022
    #1106
  • Undercooked Hot Dog Water (Etc)

    likeit2 Mar 20, 2022
    #1105
  • The Left Lane Is For Right Turns Only

    likeit2 Mar 18, 2022
    #1104
  • He Drank Heavily

    likeit2 Mar 17, 2022
    #1103
  • Made Withou Aluminum Or Perfumes

    likeit2 Mar 16, 2022
    #1102
  • Cramping Up On The Freeway

    likeit2 Mar 14, 2022
    #1101
  • Socks And Sandals

    likeit3 Mar 13, 2022
    #1100
  • The Night He Came Home (Bon Jovi Comeback)

    likeit3 Mar 12, 2022
    #1099
  • Repeat, Rinse Then Whole Grains

    likeit2 Mar 11, 2022
    #1098
  • The Oven Was Open (Cold Dinner)

    likeit2 Mar 10, 2022
    #1097
  • Pain At The Pump

    likeit2 Mar 9, 2022
    #1096
  • More Than One In The Oven

    likeit1 Mar 7, 2022
    #1095
  • A Big Pile Of Fruit By The Foot

    likeit1 Mar 6, 2022
    #1094
  • Refurbished Furniture

    likeit1 Mar 5, 2022
    #1093
  • Scalping Tickets To The Circus

    likeit1 Mar 4, 2022
    #1092
  • The Worth Of A Soul

    likeit1 Mar 3, 2022
    #1091
  • Like A MuthaF'n Fruit Roll Up

    likeit1 Mar 2, 2022
    #1090
  • The Leaf Blower Commentary Track

    likeit1 Mar 1, 2022
    #1089
  • That One Recurring Dream

    likeit1 Feb 28, 2022
    #1088
  • Fell Out Of Window

    likeit1 Feb 27, 2022
    #1087
  • There Were No Holes In The Donuts (Broken Clocks)

    likeit1 Feb 26, 2022
    #1086
  • The Wind Cries Foul

    likeit1 Feb 25, 2022
    #1085
  • The Light Bill Grew Out Of Hand

    likeit1 Feb 24, 2022
    #1084
  • And The Thunder Wept

    likeit1 Feb 23, 2022
    #1083
  • Putin On Th Ritz (Former USSR Hit Maker)

    likeit1 Feb 22, 2022
    #1082
  • Big Bowling Balls (dick jokes)

    likeit1 Feb 21, 2022
    #1081
  • Make Believe Traffic Winnings

    likeit2 Feb 20, 2022
    #1080
  • A World On Fire

    likeit1 Feb 19, 2022
    #1079
  • Cast Iron

    likeit1 Feb 18, 2022
    #1078
  • Cold Pizza

    likeit1 Feb 17, 2022
    #1077
  • Unique Stain Resisting Carpet Action

    likeit1 Feb 16, 2022
    #1076
  • Milk Night Gas (Poor Choices)

    likeit1 Feb 15, 2022
    #1075
  • Number One (Afternoon Drive Time Radio)

    likeit1 Feb 14, 2022
    #1074
  • Story Of British Supergroup Whitesnake

    likeit4 Feb 13, 2022
    #1073
  • Those Aren't Pillows

    likeit6 Feb 12, 2022
    #1072
  • That Chick Had Bad Hair

    likeit3 Feb 10, 2022
    #1071
  • That Lane Was Made For Changing

    likeit4 Feb 9, 2022
    #1070
  • Hip High School Pot Smoking Teacher

    likeit4 Feb 8, 2022
    #1069
  • He Kept Asking me

    likeit2 Feb 7, 2022
    #1068
  • No Forwarding Address

    likeit3 Feb 6, 2022
    #1067
  • Strutter '78 (Dooka Dooka Dooka)

    likeit3 Feb 5, 2022
    #1066
  • Yard Sale

    likeit3 Feb 4, 2022
    #1065
  • Yard Sale

    likeit3 Feb 4, 2022
    #1064
  • Forgotten Donut On A Bus Bench

    likeit3 Feb 3, 2022
    #1063
  • The Bourne Degenerency

    likeit3 Feb 2, 2022
    #1062
  • Tall Kitchen Bags

    likeit3 Feb 1, 2022
    #1061
  • Plain Dirty ClothesCop

    likeit3 Jan 31, 2022
    #1060
  • The ATM Went Bust

    likeit3 Jan 30, 2022
    #1059
  • Straight From Nazi Laboratories

    likeit3 Jan 29, 2022
    #1058
  • Odds And Asses (Oatmeal On A Stick)

    likeit2 Jan 28, 2022
    #1057
  • Low Prices (Waiting To Inhale)

    likeit2 Jan 27, 2022
    #1056
  • The Cup Was Empty

    likeit2 Jan 25, 2022
    #1055
  • Four Times The Fiber

    likeit2 Jan 24, 2022
    #1054
  • The Sweatshirt Didn't Nothing But

    likeit2 Jan 23, 2022
    #1053
  • Tu Madre

    likeit2 Jan 22, 2022
    #1052
  • Left On Read

    likeit2 Jan 21, 2022
    #1051
  • Groggy From The Warm Milk Duds

    likeit2 Jan 20, 2022
    #1050
  • Picking Ripe Appels Out Of An Old Barrel

    likeit2 Jan 19, 2022
    #1049
  • Slow Times At Ridgemont High

    likeit2 Jan 18, 2022
    #1048
  • America's Funniest Home Videos

    likeit2 Jan 17, 2022
    #1047
  • Turbo Tax

    likeit2 Jan 16, 2022
    #1046
  • The Afterword Was Better Than The Movie

    likeit2 Jan 15, 2022
    #1045
  • Beatnik Boogie (Slummin' Downtown)

    likeit2 Jan 14, 2022
    #1044
  • Hurting On The Outside (Foul Ball Blues)

    likeit1 Jan 13, 2022
    #1043
  • Somewhere Along The Way

    likeit4 Jan 12, 2022
    #1042
  • Family Matters (Heavy Metal Videos)

    likeit3 Jan 11, 2022
    #1041
  • That Barrel Went Over The Falls

    likeit3 Jan 10, 2022
    #1040
  • There Was No Pancake Batter

    likeit3 Jan 9, 2022
    #1039
  • It Says So In The Song (Aerosmith's VH1 Thing)

    likeit3 Jan 8, 2022
    #1038
  • Hard Cider (Seltzer Is Good Food)

    likeit3 Jan 7, 2022
    #1037
  • That Commercial With The Nose Strips Gal

    likeit4 Jan 6, 2022
    #1036
  • Big Time Terminal (Rehashing The Hits)

    likeit2 Jan 5, 2022
    #1035
  • Folding The Guest Towels

    likeit2 Dec 29, 2021
    #1034
  • Putting Powder On Tennis Balls (In A Pringles Can)

    likeit3 Dec 28, 2021
    #1033
  • Distressed Jeans (What Would Dan Rather?)

    likeit2 Dec 27, 2021
    #1032
  • Blitzed On Bad Import Beer (Corona Cancer)

    likeit2 Dec 25, 2021
    #1031
  • Cough Wheeze Then Puke

    likeit2 Dec 24, 2021
    #1030
  • The Power Of Soft Seltzer

    likeit2 Dec 23, 2021
    #1029
  • The Plunger Failed To Provide

    likeit2 Dec 22, 2021
    #1028
  • They Actually Left The Light On For Him

    likeit3 Dec 20, 2021
    #1027
  • The Water In The Shower Was Luke Warm

    likeit2 Dec 18, 2021
    #1026
  • Flirtin' With Disaster

    likeit2 Dec 17, 2021
    #1025
  • Preparing For The Fall Out

    likeit2 Dec 16, 2021
    #1024
  • Preparing For The Fall Out

    likeit1 Dec 16, 2021
    #1023
  • The Passenger Kept Nudes In His Shoes

    likeit1 Dec 15, 2021
    #1022
  • Desk Jobs Look Good On The Morning News

    likeit1 Dec 14, 2021
    #1021
  • Worshipping Damaged Freight

    likeit1 Dec 13, 2021
    #1020
  • The Pledge At The Strip Joint

    likeit1 Dec 11, 2021
    #1019
  • Moth Eaten Trousers

    likeit1 Dec 9, 2021
    #1018
  • Everyone On The Television Was Gay

    likeit1 Dec 8, 2021
    #1017
  • The Results Were Unprecented

    likeit1 Dec 7, 2021
    #1016
  • The Rust Stain Moved With The Wind

    likeit2 Dec 6, 2021
    #1015
  • Shocking Moments In Rock And Roll

    likeit1 Dec 4, 2021
    #1014
  • The One Really Bad Orange

    likeit1 Dec 3, 2021
    #1013
  • They Stopped Serving Breakfast

    likeit0 Dec 2, 2021
    #1012
  • That Shitty Song From (Kraft) Singles

    likeit0 Dec 1, 2021
    #1011
  • A Concern Over Imported Beer

    likeit0 Nov 30, 2021
    #1010
  • Throes Of Opoid Addiction

    likeit1 Nov 29, 2021
    #1009
  • Systematic Racism

    likeit2 Nov 28, 2021
    #1008
  • Bad News On His Birthday

    likeit0 Nov 27, 2021
    #1007
  • Free Form Jazz Hands

    likeit0 Nov 26, 2021
    #1006
  • The Cleaners Had A Sale

    likeit0 Nov 25, 2021
    #1005
  • Lakeside Camping Equipment

    likeit0 Nov 24, 2021
    #1004
  • Requesting A Foam Rubber Pillow

    likeit0 Nov 23, 2021
    #1003
  • Blankets For Kids In Syria

    likeit0 Nov 21, 2021
    #1002
  • Turns The Water Blue

    likeit1 Nov 20, 2021
    #1001
  • Not Till The Hostages Come Home

    likeit1 Nov 19, 2021
    #1000
  • A Decision With Hashtags and Hashbrowns

    likeit1 Nov 18, 2021
    #999
  • Fourten Fifty

    likeit1 Nov 17, 2021
    #998
  • Paid In Plane Crashes

    likeit0 Nov 16, 2021
    #997
  • Price And Eye Gouging: Hilarity

    likeit0 Nov 15, 2021
    #996
  • That Ozone Layer

    likeit0 Nov 14, 2021
    #995
  • The Awful Number About A Jumper

    likeit0 Nov 13, 2021
    #994
  • Caring To The Point Of Being Bankrupt

    likeit0 Nov 12, 2021
    #993
  • The Dryer Took A Long Time

    likeit0 Nov 11, 2021
    #992
  • Everlast's Song About High Rents

    likeit0 Nov 10, 2021
    #991
  • Goddamn The Pusher Man

    likeit0 Nov 9, 2021
    #990
  • Egg Whites After Labor Day

    likeit0 Nov 8, 2021
    #989
  • Tight Jeans Worn Over Underwear

    likeit1 Nov 7, 2021
    #988
  • All The Candy Was Distributed

    likeit0 Nov 6, 2021
    #987
  • Hair Tye Dye

    likeit1 Nov 5, 2021
    #986
  • Hold On To This Pigeon

    likeit1 Nov 3, 2021
    #985
  • Low Cost Prescription Drugs

    likeit0 Nov 2, 2021
    #984
  • Folding On The First Coin Toss

    likeit0 Nov 1, 2021
    #983
  • Singer, Songwriter, SEX WORKER

    likeit1 Oct 31, 2021
    #982
  • Soggy Corn Tortilla

    likeit0 Oct 30, 2021
    #981
  • Counting Of The Crows (Bad Lyrics)

    likeit0 Oct 29, 2021
    #980
  • Huffing The Cheap Oven Cleaner

    likeit0 Oct 28, 2021
    #979
  • Multiple Complaints Of Workplace Behavior

    likeit0 Oct 27, 2021
    #978
  • King Of The Little Magazines

    likeit0 Oct 26, 2021
    #977
  • The Price Of A Barrel

    likeit1 Oct 25, 2021
    #976
  • A Mouth Is A Mouth

    likeit1 Oct 24, 2021
    #975
  • UB40 Opened Up The Show

    likeit1 Oct 23, 2021
    #974
  • The Best A Man Can Get

    likeit1 Oct 22, 2021
    #973
  • MythBusters: Afterlife

    likeit1 Oct 21, 2021
    #972
  • No Business Like Minding Your Own

    likeit1 Oct 20, 2021
    #971
  • That Kind Of Gay (Two Steps Back)

    likeit1 Oct 19, 2021
    #970
  • Black Oak Arkansas

    likeit1 Oct 18, 2021
    #969
  • That Bowflex As (Stereophonic Sound)

    likeit1 Oct 17, 2021
    #968
  • Foregone And Forecloses (Housing Shortage)

    likeit1 Oct 16, 2021
    #967
  • Ain't I A Woman

    likeit1 Oct 15, 2021
    #966
  • Drowning In Two Inches Of Water

    likeit2 Oct 14, 2021
    #965
  • Pipes Need Attention

    likeit2 Oct 13, 2021
    #964
  • Another Wunderkind Oscar Nominee

    likeit1 Oct 12, 2021
    #963
  • Bachelor Breakfast (Cold Pork Chops And Pizza)

    likeit1 Oct 11, 2021
    #962
  • His Favorite Type Of Milk Shake

    likeit1 Oct 10, 2021
    #961
  • Renegotiating Terms Of Service

    likeit0 Oct 9, 2021
    #960
  • Big Wheel A Keep On Turnin'

    likeit0 Oct 8, 2021
    #959
  • Leaving The Crust On The Bread (Ow, That Hurts Me)

    likeit0 Oct 7, 2021
    #958
  • The Battle Raged On The Senate

    likeit0 Oct 6, 2021
    #957
  • The Worst Ever To Hit Wax

    likeit0 Oct 5, 2021
    #956
  • The Kid In The Tight Clash Shirt

    likeit0 Oct 4, 2021
    #955
  • Forged In The Flames (Foot Alergies)

    likeit0 Oct 3, 2021
    #954
  • Tennis Stars On Dope

    likeit0 Oct 2, 2021
    #953
  • Foreclosures Fast Actin' Tinactin

    likeit0 Oct 1, 2021
    #952
  • The Rapid Thinning Of The Face

    likeit0 Sep 30, 2021
    #951
  • No One Buys Peter Pan On Purpose

    likeit1 Sep 29, 2021
    #950
  • Big Bloodbaths Of Excitement

    likeit1 Sep 28, 2021
    #949
  • Flavored With Carrots And Herbs

    likeit0 Sep 27, 2021
    #948
  • Dubbing Cassettes Off The Radio

    likeit0 Sep 26, 2021
    #947
  • Bill Maher's Greasy Glasses

    likeit0 Sep 25, 2021
    #946
  • Bob Dylan Sounds Like A Balloon Airing Out

    likeit0 Sep 24, 2021
    #945
  • Optimal Lard Based Numbering System

    likeit1 Sep 23, 2021
    #944
  • The Battering Syndrome

    likeit1 Sep 22, 2021
    #943
  • Ass Coming Out The Butt

    likeit0 Sep 21, 2021
    #942
  • Addiction Is Hilarious

    likeit0 Sep 19, 2021
    #941
  • Hard Rock Radio Junkie

    likeit0 Sep 18, 2021
    #940
  • Convertible With The Top Down

    likeit0 Sep 16, 2021
    #939
  • Mark Downs And Mark Ups

    likeit0 Sep 15, 2021
    #938
  • The Proof And The Pudding

    likeit2 Sep 13, 2021
    #937
  • White Wine Enema

    likeit1 Sep 12, 2021
    #936
  • That Other Hit By Toto

    likeit1 Sep 11, 2021
    #935
  • Life After The Tet Offensive (Updrafts In The Outhouse)

    likeit1 Sep 10, 2021
    #934
  • And They Kept Complaining

    likeit2 Sep 9, 2021
    #933
  • Plotting The Hunger Games

    likeit2 Sep 8, 2021
    #932
  • Lots Of Static Coming From The Showerhead

    likeit2 Sep 7, 2021
    #931
  • The New Oldsmobiles Are In Early This Year

    likeit1 Sep 6, 2021
    #930
  • The Old Queens With Their Low Top Sneakers

    likeit1 Sep 5, 2021
    #929
  • Corncob Pipefitter

    likeit1 Sep 4, 2021
    #928
  • Another Night Without Windows

    likeit1 Sep 3, 2021
    #927
  • Bending Down To Pick Up A Penny

    likeit1 Sep 2, 2021
    #926
  • Ants In The Pants

    likeit1 Sep 1, 2021
    #925
  • People Have Tickets

    likeit1 Aug 31, 2021
    #924
  • Check Out Time Is At Eleven

    likeit1 Aug 30, 2021
    #923
  • Giving The Game Away

    likeit4 Aug 29, 2021
    #922
  • Peter Gabriel's Co-Option Of African Rythms

    likeit1 Aug 28, 2021
    #921
  • In The Path Of The Coming Storm

    likeit1 Aug 27, 2021
    #920
  • Short Distance Runner

    likeit1 Aug 26, 2021
    #919
  • He Stood There With His Mouth Open

    likeit1 Aug 24, 2021
    #918
  • He Bought Lenny Kravitz Tickets On Purpose

    likeit1 Aug 23, 2021
    #917
  • The Source Of The Scent

    likeit1 Aug 22, 2021
    #916
  • Her Parents Named Her Blanche

    likeit2 Aug 21, 2021
    #915
  • Plain White Ts (With A Twist)

    likeit2 Aug 20, 2021
    #914
  • The Cable Was Out That Week

    likeit2 Aug 18, 2021
    #913
  • The Can From The City Read "No Hot Ashes"

    likeit3 Aug 17, 2021
    #912
  • Busted

    likeit2 Aug 16, 2021
    #911
  • The Guy From Fall Out Boy Got Fat

    likeit2 Aug 15, 2021
    #910
  • The Fallacy Of An Argument

    likeit2 Aug 14, 2021
    #909
  • Airport Gift Shop Blues

    likeit2 Aug 13, 2021
    #908
  • Number One In Afternoon Drive Time

    likeit2 Aug 12, 2021
    #907
  • An Honest Public Search For Identity

    likeit1 Aug 11, 2021
    #906
  • The Chick With The Clever T-Shirt Cries Alone

    likeit1 Aug 10, 2021
    #905
  • The Turn Wasn't Finished

    likeit1 Aug 9, 2021
    #904
  • Unfulfilled Fantasies: Stale Chips

    likeit1 Aug 8, 2021
    #903
  • Learning To Forklift

    likeit1 Aug 7, 2021
    #902
  • His Sentiments Exactly

    likeit1 Aug 6, 2021
    #901
  • Forced To Move Without Compensation

    likeit1 Aug 5, 2021
    #900
  • Whistling Through Clenched Teeth

    likeit1 Aug 4, 2021
    #899
  • Petty Theft Before The Alarm Goes Off

    likeit4 Aug 3, 2021
    #898
  • Out In The Open

    likeit5 Aug 2, 2021
    #897
  • A Good Game Bird

    likeit2 Aug 1, 2021
    #896
  • Fasting After Labor Day

    likeit2 Jul 31, 2021
    #895
  • The Struggle Isn't Real

    likeit1 Jul 30, 2021
    #894
  • Eating The President's Oranges

    likeit1 Jul 29, 2021
    #893
  • Gives You Wings

    likeit1 Jul 27, 2021
    #892
  • Billy Gets A "B"

    likeit3 Jul 26, 2021
    #891
  • The Guy From Disturbed Enjoys An Omelette

    likeit1 Jul 25, 2021
    #890
  • Passing Out At The Pride Parade

    likeit1 Jul 24, 2021
    #889
  • The Last Piece Of Birthday Cake

    likeit1 Jul 22, 2021
    #888
  • The Morning Ended Well

    likeit1 Jul 21, 2021
    #887
  • The One Percent (Unhappy With Waiters Wages)

    likeit1 Jul 20, 2021
    #886
  • Long Bows And Lariats

    likeit2 Jul 19, 2021
    #885
  • The Other Night There Was A Sale

    likeit2 Jul 18, 2021
    #884
  • The Budget Must Be Balanced

    likeit2 Jul 17, 2021
    #883
  • Night Of The Living Wage

    likeit2 Jul 16, 2021
    #882
  • Fantastic Cleans Up The Worst Spills

    likeit2 Jul 15, 2021
    #881
  • A Warning Shot

    likeit2 Jul 14, 2021
    #880
  • Walking Past The Open Windows

    likeit2 Jul 13, 2021
    #879
  • Where Isn't Waldo

    likeit2 Jul 12, 2021
    #878
  • Bringing The Balance Down (Complete Anger)

    likeit2 Jul 11, 2021
    #877
  • Without Bones Or Belief

    likeit2 Jul 10, 2021
    #876
  • He Was Lucky, The Cup Was Empty

    likeit2 Jul 9, 2021
    #875
  • The Fries Weren't In The Bag

    likeit2 Jul 8, 2021
    #874
  • Figured The Net/Gross Worth (Leprechaun Rock)

    likeit2 Jul 7, 2021
    #873
  • Apricots And Acorns

    likeit2 Jul 6, 2021
    #872
  • Fell On The Keys

    likeit2 Jul 5, 2021
    #871
  • Catching The Bad Break

    likeit2 Jul 4, 2021
    #870
  • That Is What The T-Shirt Said

    likeit2 Jul 3, 2021
    #869
  • Oily Olay (League Of Women Voters)

    likeit2 Jul 2, 2021
    #868
  • Remembering Sarah Marshall (Spanish Bootleggers...)

    likeit1 Jul 1, 2021
    #867
  • She Thought She Was Funny

    likeit1 Jun 30, 2021
    #866
  • Lacking Direction Yet Still Driving

    likeit1 Jun 29, 2021
    #865
  • Nine Times Out Of Ten

    likeit1 Jun 28, 2021
    #864
  • The Bag Broke Along With Her Water

    likeit1 Jun 27, 2021
    #863
  • Price Gouging On The Internet

    likeit2 Jun 26, 2021
    #862
  • Caribbean Countries Exports Consists Mostly Of Bananas

    likeit1 Jun 25, 2021
    #861
  • The Agenda Will Be Mailed In

    likeit1 Jun 24, 2021
    #860
  • Unforgiven Studen Loans

    likeit3 Jun 23, 2021
    #859
  • Wet Rags With Gasoline

    likeit2 Jun 22, 2021
    #858
  • These Pockets Lack A Zipper

    likeit2 Jun 21, 2021
    #857
  • An Artist's Rendition (Torn Rotater Cuff)

    likeit3 Jun 20, 2021
    #856
  • That Woman Hurt Me

    likeit3 Jun 19, 2021
    #855
  • Megadeth Owns Early UFC Copyrights

    likeit2 Jun 18, 2021
    #854
  • Firestorms Sweep The Slums (Burning Babies)

    likeit1 Jun 17, 2021
    #853
  • Winter's Discontent (Coupon On Back)

    likeit2 Jun 16, 2021
    #852
  • Letterbox Is Boring To Sit Through

    likeit1 Jun 15, 2021
    #851
  • Leaving All The Lights On

    likeit1 Jun 14, 2021
    #850
  • The Chemistry Of Nitrogen Fertilizers

    likeit1 Jun 13, 2021
    #849
  • Stains On The Stove

    likeit2 Jun 12, 2021
    #848
  • Lance Corporal's Late Night Bender

    likeit2 Jun 11, 2021
    #847
  • Making Deadlines Alive And Kicking

    likeit2 Jun 10, 2021
    #846
  • Bad Deal With The Bookworm (Half Price Blues)

    likeit1 Jun 9, 2021
    #845
  • His Job Was To Write Dear John Letters

    likeit1 Jun 8, 2021
    #844
  • More Bargains In The Basement

    likeit1 Jun 7, 2021
    #843
  • Parking Is Free On The First Of The Month

    likeit1 Jun 6, 2021
    #842
  • Embracing The Necessary Forms (by the throat)

    likeit1 Jun 5, 2021
    #841
  • The Needle Broke Off In His Arm

    likeit1 Jun 4, 2021
    #840
  • Lessons Learned Under An Overpass

    likeit1 Jun 3, 2021
    #839
  • The Kid Found A Puppy And Wanted To Keep It

    likeit1 Jun 2, 2021
    #838
  • Chunky's Campbell Soup (In A Can)

    likeit3 Jun 1, 2021
    #837
  • Fifteen More Minutes

    likeit1 May 31, 2021
    #836
  • He Owned A Pearl Handled Pistol

    likeit2 May 30, 2021
    #835
  • Forking It All Over

    likeit1 May 29, 2021
    #834
  • Breaking Divine Wind

    likeit1 May 28, 2021
    #833
  • The All-Night Garage Sale

    likeit1 May 27, 2021
    #832
  • Over 40

    likeit2 May 26, 2021
    #831
  • He Had A Copy Of Ivanhoe With Him

    likeit2 May 25, 2021
    #830
  • Found Glory

    likeit1 May 24, 2021
    #829
  • Thudding Batons, Unleashed Dogs

    likeit1 May 23, 2021
    #828
  • Spencer's Gifts Now Sells Butt Plugs

    likeit1 May 22, 2021
    #827
  • Weathering The Quiet Dawn

    likeit1 May 21, 2021
    #826
  • The Bank Closes On Sundays

    likeit1 May 20, 2021
    #825
  • God's Light Answering Prayers

    likeit1 May 19, 2021
    #824
  • Voter Fraud At Half Price Books

    likeit1 May 18, 2021
    #823
  • Home Invasion

    likeit2 May 17, 2021
    #822
  • A Lack Of The Limelight

    likeit3 May 16, 2021
    #821
  • An Overweight Woman Tries Tai Chi

    likeit1 May 15, 2021
    #820
  • Pushing Tin (Real Good)

    likeit1 May 14, 2021
    #819
  • Passion At The Pump

    likeit2 May 13, 2021
    #818
  • Trade School

    likeit1 May 12, 2021
    #817
  • Endless Choice: An Option Not To Participate

    likeit1 May 11, 2021
    #816
  • Dylan Goes Electric

    likeit1 May 10, 2021
    #815
  • Predetermined Rate Of Teenage Pregnancy

    likeit1 May 9, 2021
    #814
  • They Came To Town (One Original Member)

    likeit1 May 8, 2021
    #813
  • Holding It Down Like A Bottle Of Crown

    likeit1 May 7, 2021
    #812
  • Assisted Living (Blood Money In Stool)

    likeit1 May 6, 2021
    #811
  • Trying A New Hour

    likeit1 May 5, 2021
    #810
  • Soggy Bottom Boy

    likeit1 May 4, 2021
    #809
  • Violent Crime In Action

    likeit1 May 3, 2021
    #808
  • Paint Thinner Blues

    likeit1 May 2, 2021
    #807
  • Terror Filled Public Service Announcement

    likeit1 May 1, 2021
    #806
  • Interesting Multiple Angles (DVD Extras)

    likeit1 Apr 30, 2021
    #805
  • Shawshank Redemption Review

    likeit1 Apr 29, 2021
    #804
  • Part Of The Oppressed

    likeit2 Apr 28, 2021
    #803
  • Angry Theatre Kids Running Around Without Supervision

    likeit1 Apr 27, 2021
    #802
  • Divorce Double Feature

    likeit1 Apr 26, 2021
    #801
  • Stabbing Through The Juicy Pink Sweatpants

    likeit1 Apr 25, 2021
    #800
  • Yelling At Kids On Skateboards

    likeit1 Apr 24, 2021
    #799
  • Adult Acne Is A Downer

    likeit1 Apr 23, 2021
    #798
  • Out There Thuggin', Actin' A Fool

    likeit1 Apr 22, 2021
    #797
  • everybody wants to sit around and watch murder

    likeit2 Apr 21, 2021
    #796
  • No Public Bathroom

    likeit2 Apr 20, 2021
    #795
  • Reheated Leftovers (Fridge On The Fritz)

    likeit3 Apr 19, 2021
    #794
  • A Demanding Desk

    likeit1 Apr 18, 2021
    #793
  • By Dawn's Early Light

    likeit1 Apr 17, 2021
    #792
  • Product Placement

    likeit1 Apr 16, 2021
    #791
  • The Descent Is Necessary To Scare You Straight

    likeit1 Apr 15, 2021
    #790
  • Status Update: Front Page Bold Type

    likeit1 Apr 14, 2021
    #789
  • Outrage Center For Troubled Youth

    likeit1 Apr 13, 2021
    #788
  • Currently More Marginalized Community

    likeit1 Apr 12, 2021
    #787
  • Said Religion Of Peace (Lackluster Sales In Bath Mats)

    likeit2 Apr 11, 2021
    #786
  • That Woman Needs A Hug

    likeit2 Apr 10, 2021
    #785
  • Noise Level May Be Moderate To High At Times

    likeit1 Apr 9, 2021
    #784
  • Old Hat Parlour Tricks

    likeit1 Apr 8, 2021
    #783
  • Dates With Dull Men

    likeit1 Apr 7, 2021
    #782
  • Big Box Store Luggage

    likeit2 Apr 6, 2021
    #781
  • The Pleasure In Patterns Is Perfect

    likeit1 Apr 5, 2021
    #780
  • Human Ambition Is The Real Monster Here

    likeit1 Apr 4, 2021
    #779
  • Gun Deaths Per Capita

    likeit1 Apr 3, 2021
    #778
  • The Evil That Lurks Behind Ordinary Events

    likeit1 Apr 2, 2021
    #777
  • Regret Rolls In Spades

    likeit1 Apr 1, 2021
    #776
  • Patient Zero In The Doubt Game

    likeit1 Mar 31, 2021
    #775
  • Patti Smith Refused To Eat Her Vegetables

    likeit1 Mar 30, 2021
    #774
  • Someone Has To Salt The Sidewalk

    likeit1 Mar 29, 2021
    #773
  • Warriors On Horseback Was A Thing

    likeit1 Mar 28, 2021
    #772
  • A Man Whose Opinions Were Listened To

    likeit1 Mar 27, 2021
    #771
  • Violating Examination

    likeit1 Mar 26, 2021
    #770
  • In A Rented Room In Houston By The Dance Clubs

    likeit1 Mar 25, 2021
    #769
  • Lights And Sirens

    likeit1 Mar 24, 2021
    #768
  • An Opened Bag Of White Rice Stares At You From The Abyss

    likeit1 Mar 24, 2021
    #767
  • Open Windows Private Party Clenched Fists

    likeit1 Mar 23, 2021
    #766
  • Prostitution For Pot (Backdoor Man)

    likeit1 Mar 21, 2021
    #765
  • West Of The Iron Curtain (Smackdown In B&W)

    likeit2 Mar 20, 2021
    #764
  • Faith Under Fire (Long Shot Short Pass Hallaf'n'lujah!)

    likeit1 Mar 19, 2021
    #763
  • Poorly Rendered Street Art Portraits

    likeit1 Mar 18, 2021
    #762
  • T-Shirt That Read: One Cock At A Time

    likeit1 Mar 17, 2021
    #761
  • Using A Word To Define Itself (Sweatin' Bullets)

    likeit2 Mar 16, 2021
    #760
  • Tune In, Turn On, Tap Out

    likeit2 Mar 15, 2021
    #759
  • That Bad Taste In Your Mouth (Forsaken Saviors)

    likeit2 Mar 15, 2021
    #758
  • The Guy From Godsmack And His Mean Motorcycle

    likeit1 Mar 14, 2021
    #757
  • Lake Flacid

    likeit1 Mar 13, 2021
    #756
  • Elevator Action (Gettin' The Shaft)

    likeit2 Mar 12, 2021
    #755
  • Battling Extinction

    likeit1 Mar 11, 2021
    #754
  • Danzig III: How The Mop Flops

    likeit1 Mar 10, 2021
    #753
  • Drunk On Rifle Fire

    likeit1 Mar 9, 2021
    #752
  • Hobo With An Oboe

    likeit1 Mar 8, 2021
    #751
  • Go Kart Racing (For Papers)

    likeit1 Mar 7, 2021
    #750
  • Dependable Performance (Thoughtful Design)

    likeit3 Mar 6, 2021
    #749
  • Vegas, Not To Gamble But To Buffett

    likeit1 Mar 5, 2021
    #748
  • The Kind Of Truth (Karma Boomerang)

    likeit1 Mar 4, 2021
    #747
  • Online Banking (Know Your Finances)

    likeit1 Mar 3, 2021
    #746
  • Captains Of Industry

    likeit1 Mar 2, 2021
    #745
  • Cleaning Out The Gutters

    likeit1 Mar 1, 2021
    #744
  • Wasn't Happy Go-Go Dancing

    likeit1 Feb 28, 2021
    #743
  • It Felt Okay At The Time

    likeit1 Feb 26, 2021
    #742
  • The Numbers Didn't Work Unplugged

    likeit1 Feb 24, 2021
    #741
  • The Boulder Murders

    likeit1 Feb 23, 2021
    #740
  • IFC Movie of the Week

    likeit1 Feb 22, 2021
    #739
  • Taping Songs Off The Radio

    likeit1 Feb 21, 2021
    #738
  • Culture Starved G.I.s Selling Encyclopedias

    likeit1 Feb 20, 2021
    #737
  • Faith Hill Based (Up Tempo)

    likeit1 Feb 19, 2021
    #736
  • Harley Davidson Sweat Shirt

    likeit1 Feb 19, 2021
    #735
  • ADT: Because We're Afraid Of Our Neighbours

    likeit1 Feb 19, 2021
    #734
  • Paula Cole Let Down Her Hair (All Gone)

    likeit3 Feb 14, 2021
    #733
  • On The Surface It Sounds Bad

    likeit3 Feb 13, 2021
    #732
  • Backpacking With Nothing But Regret

    likeit1 Feb 12, 2021
    #731
  • Gig 'Em Aggies

    likeit1 Feb 11, 2021
    #730
  • Familiar With The Basic

    likeit1 Feb 10, 2021
    #729
  • Gritless Arkansas (Waffle House Blues)

    likeit1 Feb 9, 2021
    #728
  • Eight (Is Enough) Years In Tibet

    likeit1 Feb 8, 2021
    #727
  • Busting Nuts And Moves (YOUR face)

    likeit1 Feb 7, 2021
    #726
  • Power Tools Untethered To An Outlet

    likeit2 Feb 6, 2021
    #725
  • A Fruit That's Difficult To Juice

    likeit1 Feb 5, 2021
    #724
  • Unbridled Artistic Expression

    likeit1 Feb 4, 2021
    #723
  • You Can Get Yards Running In The Wrong Direction

    likeit1 Feb 3, 2021
    #722
  • Low Sodium Fritos (Goin' Out With A Bang)

    likeit3 Feb 2, 2021
    #721
  • Cause The Green Hornet Sucks

    likeit1 Feb 1, 2021
    #720
  • Bacteria Under The Gumline

    likeit1 Jan 31, 2021
    #719
  • By Means Of Narcotics

    likeit2 Jan 30, 2021
    #718
  • The Song Was Heavy On The Horns

    likeit1 Jan 29, 2021
    #717
  • Killed Crossing The Crosswalk (Life's A Beach)

    likeit1 Jan 28, 2021
    #716
  • Emma Can Pick A Dick (The Joy Of Jail)

    likeit1 Jan 27, 2021
    #715
  • Tubas: That's Where Our Tax Dollars Went

    likeit3 Jan 26, 2021
    #714
  • Someone Championed This

    likeit3 Jan 25, 2021
    #713
  • Reading Rainbow In The Privacy Of Your Own Home

    likeit4 Jan 24, 2021
    #712
  • Patient Is With The Clergy

    likeit5 Jan 23, 2021
    #711
  • Loose Morality For Lease/Rent/Purchase

    likeit4 Jan 22, 2021
    #710
  • Mostly An Acquired Taste (The Death Mambo #666)

    likeit1 Jan 21, 2021
    #709
  • Repeat Offender Class ($199)

    likeit2 Jan 20, 2021
    #708
  • The Mayo Went South And Sour

    likeit1 Jan 19, 2021
    #707
  • Lounging Around Downtown

    likeit1 Jan 18, 2021
    #706
  • And The New Wavers Did Nothing

    likeit1 Jan 17, 2021
    #705
  • Events Mistaken For Omens

    likeit1 Jan 16, 2021
    #704
  • Raised On Piggly Wiggly

    likeit1 Jan 15, 2021
    #703
  • Aisles Of Yellow Coupons

    likeit1 Jan 14, 2021
    #702
  • Died Clutching The Sports Section

    likeit1 Jan 13, 2021
    #701
  • Before They Widened The Roads

    likeit0 Jan 12, 2021
    #700
  • He Wrote For The Best Nudie Mags

    likeit1 Jan 11, 2021
    #699
  • Saturday (In The Park)

    likeit2 Jan 10, 2021
    #698
  • Dope Ridden Unprotected Street Sex

    likeit1 Jan 9, 2021
    #697
  • Most Dune Buggies Are Jalopies

    likeit3 Jan 8, 2021
    #696
  • The Pagan Pajama Party

    likeit5 Jan 7, 2021
    #695
  • They Will Not Bring Him Relief

    likeit1 Jan 6, 2021
    #694
  • Playing Card References Abound

    likeit5 Jan 5, 2021
    #693
  • Merely Raised Issues, He Solved Nothing

    likeit4 Jan 4, 2021
    #692
  • Choking Down A Big Bowl Of Boredom

    likeit2 Jan 3, 2021
    #691
  • Eight Donuts

    likeit6 Jan 2, 2021
    #690
  • A Lack Of Better Noise

    likeit2 Jan 1, 2021
    #689
  • The Long Backed Girl In The Tight Pants

    likeit2 Dec 31, 2020
    #688
  • Bargain Basement Burial Insurance

    likeit1 Dec 30, 2020
    #687
  • The Girls All Wanted To Dance

    likeit3 Dec 29, 2020
    #686
  • A Kind Of Bravery That Scientists Admire

    likeit3 Dec 28, 2020
    #685
  • Breaking Into Zoos To Eat The Animals

    likeit1 Dec 27, 2020
    #684
  • The Long Rail Of Human History

    likeit2 Dec 26, 2020
    #683
  • The Long White Trash Christmas (Mono)

    likeit2 Dec 25, 2020
    #682
  • Those Damn Oklahoma Earthquakes

    likeit1 Dec 24, 2020
    #681
  • Didn't Want To Wear A Seatbelt (Thrown Free)

    likeit1 Dec 23, 2020
    #680
  • Throwing A Party Then Declaring Disco Dead

    likeit1 Dec 22, 2020
    #679
  • Disaster Movies With The Same Kid

    likeit1 Dec 21, 2020
    #678
  • Convergence Of Capitalism And The Whip

    likeit1 Dec 20, 2020
    #677
  • Double Entry Bookkeeping

    likeit1 Dec 19, 2020
    #676
  • He Came To Encounter Thrift

    likeit1 Dec 18, 2020
    #675
  • She's Getting By, She's Paying The Rent

    likeit1 Dec 17, 2020
    #674
  • Variety Of Menu Items, Accuracy Of Order

    likeit1 Dec 16, 2020
    #673
  • Waitin' On that Wiretap Blues

    likeit2 Dec 15, 2020
    #672
  • Give That Damn Dog His Day

    likeit1 Dec 14, 2020
    #671
  • Like Lava Coming From A Volcano: Jesus Healed The Cripples

    likeit1 Dec 13, 2020
    #670
  • Reads Thrasher Magazine

    likeit2 Dec 12, 2020
    #669
  • Picked Last In Slow Pitch Softball

    likeit2 Dec 11, 2020
    #668
  • A Wife Beater With A Strong Interest In Cock Fighting

    likeit1 Dec 10, 2020
    #667
  • The Same Role In The Same Robe

    likeit1 Dec 9, 2020
    #666
  • Good Work If You Can Get It

    likeit1 Dec 8, 2020
    #665
  • Folk Punkers Play Rusty Trumbones

    likeit1 Dec 7, 2020
    #664
  • Splittin' The Uprights (Double Up)

    likeit1 Dec 6, 2020
    #663
  • Spreading Selfishness With A Tin Whistle

    likeit0 Dec 5, 2020
    #662
  • That Scene From The Accused

    likeit1 Dec 4, 2020
    #661
  • He Wore An Old Cardigan

    likeit1 Dec 3, 2020
    #660
  • Pantera: Rodeo Clowns From Cleveland

    likeit1 Dec 2, 2020
    #659
  • A Man Must Face His Quiet Dignity

    likeit1 Dec 1, 2020
    #658
  • Rape Whistle Dairy Heavy Diet

    likeit0 Nov 30, 2020
    #657
  • Then The Underage Girl He Was Banging Gave Him The Finger

    likeit0 Nov 29, 2020
    #656
  • Hawaiian War Profiteering (In Italics)

    likeit0 Nov 28, 2020
    #655
  • Cognitive Indifference As The World Goes Snap Crackle & Pop

    likeit0 Nov 27, 2020
    #654
  • Feed, Wake, Don't Shake

    likeit0 Nov 26, 2020
    #653
  • The Lockdown Syndicate Salesman

    likeit1 Nov 25, 2020
    #652
  • Pitfalls Of Artistic Integrity

    likeit0 Nov 24, 2020
    #651
  • They Chose Less Filling

    likeit0 Nov 23, 2020
    #650
  • Audible Bloodlleting Makes The Dailies

    likeit0 Nov 22, 2020
    #649
  • Autodecapitation Sweeps The Lower 48

    likeit0 Nov 21, 2020
    #648
  • Baby Blue Windbreaker Regrets

    likeit0 Nov 20, 2020
    #647
  • Two Weeks Later At Another Disco

    likeit0 Nov 19, 2020
    #646
  • Long Underwear While The Sun Sets

    likeit0 Nov 18, 2020
    #645
  • The Wide Ass Of Day Akyroyd Unchecked

    likeit0 Nov 17, 2020
    #644
  • The Guy Wrote A Bad Book (Then Bragged)

    likeit0 Nov 16, 2020
    #643
  • The Last Of The Hot Check Writers

    likeit1 Nov 15, 2020
    #642
  • Abs Are Made In The Kitchen

    likeit0 Nov 14, 2020
    #641
  • The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo With A Stick Up Her Ass

    likeit0 Nov 13, 2020
    #640
  • Left Turns More Flat Tires (Options Hurt)

    likeit0 Nov 12, 2020
    #639
  • Evidence Of Progress

    likeit0 Nov 11, 2020
    #638
  • Cocaine Flood The Playground

    likeit0 Nov 10, 2020
    #637
  • South African Apartheid Aids Potato Party

    likeit0 Nov 9, 2020
    #636
  • The Cost Of Hitting Under Par

    likeit1 Nov 8, 2020
    #635
  • Nitro Burnin' Funny Cars In Stereo

    likeit1 Nov 7, 2020
    #634
  • Yellow Rose Of Texas

    likeit1 Nov 6, 2020
    #633
  • That Dream Where You Are Nude

    likeit1 Nov 5, 2020
    #632
  • The Elevator Broke Under The Strain

    likeit1 Nov 4, 2020
    #631
  • Not Exactly Lone

    likeit1 Nov 3, 2020
    #630
  • Glass Ceiling Career Change

    likeit1 Nov 2, 2020
    #629
  • Great Fine That Way Please

    likeit1 Nov 1, 2020
    #628
  • Arguments Over What Wagon To Fall Off Of

    likeit1 Oct 31, 2020
    #627
  • The Downhill Ski Nose Party Never Quitting

    likeit1 Oct 30, 2020
    #626
  • Look At The Aftermath

    likeit1 Oct 29, 2020
    #625
  • The Second Delta Force Pilot

    likeit2 Oct 28, 2020
    #624
  • Making Bank With Primes

    likeit1 Oct 27, 2020
    #623
  • Golden Shower Ratio

    likeit1 Oct 26, 2020
    #622
  • Four Square Over There

    likeit1 Oct 25, 2020
    #621
  • Huge Deals On Wheels

    likeit1 Oct 24, 2020
    #620
  • Desperate For Change (Looking Back Regretfully)

    likeit1 Oct 23, 2020
    #619
  • The Line Looked Longer From The Back

    likeit1 Oct 22, 2020
    #618
  • Asian Face No Accent (Baffling)

    likeit1 Oct 22, 2020
    #617
  • 10-10-220: That Good Cheap LONG Distance

    likeit1 Oct 20, 2020
    #616
  • Tom Cruise's Daddy Issues (That Scene From Magnolia)

    likeit1 Oct 19, 2020
    #615
  • An Imagining Of The Overlooked Enterprises Which Are Unique

    likeit1 Oct 18, 2020
    #614
  • A Surge In Female Owned Businesses

    likeit1 Oct 17, 2020
    #613
  • Moonlight Sonota (Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead)

    likeit1 Oct 16, 2020
    #612
  • Lead Violence Leads To Practical Results

    likeit1 Oct 15, 2020
    #611
  • The Coin Kept Coming Up Tails

    likeit0 Oct 14, 2020
    #610
  • The Time "They" Got Serious

    likeit1 Oct 13, 2020
    #609
  • Less Than Zero Addictions Cause Problems

    likeit1 Oct 12, 2020
    #608
  • About To Get Started

    likeit1 Oct 11, 2020
    #607
  • Freddy Prinze's Prized Possession

    likeit0 Oct 10, 2020
    #606
  • Frederick The Second's Publicist

    likeit0 Oct 9, 2020
    #605
  • Martin Luther Was Constipated When He Died

    likeit0 Oct 8, 2020
    #604
  • Libido On Display (With Diamonds)

    likeit0 Oct 7, 2020
    #603
  • Socrates: Navel-Gazing Lazy Egocentric A-Hole

    likeit0 Oct 6, 2020
    #602
  • Moon Face With Tight Glasses

    likeit0 Oct 5, 2020
    #601
  • Ruthless Pursuit Of The Early Popes

    likeit0 Oct 4, 2020
    #600
  • Not That Tomato (A Sandwich Story)

    likeit0 Oct 3, 2020
    #599
  • Dunking A Potato In A Cup Of Tea

    likeit0 Oct 2, 2020
    #598
  • Action Has Been Taken

    likeit1 Oct 1, 2020
    #597
  • Late Lunch Early Breakfast

    likeit1 Sep 30, 2020
    #596
  • Mothers Who Eat Their Young

    likeit0 Sep 28, 2020
    #595
  • Lousy Saturday Night

    likeit0 Sep 27, 2020
    #594
  • Implosion At The Birth Of Radio

    likeit0 Sep 26, 2020
    #593
  • Raw Garbage Builds Strong Bones

    likeit0 Sep 25, 2020
    #592
  • Getting An Airtight From The Cast Of Friends

    likeit0 Sep 24, 2020
    #591
  • Alternate Ending With Commentary

    likeit0 Sep 23, 2020
    #590
  • The Lilipads Are In The Pond

    likeit1 Sep 22, 2020
    #589
  • It Used To Be Expensive To Make A Phone Call

    likeit1 Sep 21, 2020
    #588
  • Running Out Of Guest Towels

    likeit1 Sep 20, 2020
    #587
  • A Dull, Dull Armageddon

    likeit1 Sep 19, 2020
    #586
  • Afrocentric Biology Majors Love The BBC

    likeit1 Sep 18, 2020
    #585
  • Bowling In The Bahamas

    likeit2 Sep 17, 2020
    #584
  • True Truly Terrible (Story)

    likeit2 Sep 16, 2020
    #583
  • Door Prizes Awarded At The End

    likeit2 Sep 15, 2020
    #582
  • See That My Grave Is Kept Clean

    likeit1 Sep 14, 2020
    #581
  • Jesus Takes The Wheel (And The Cake)

    likeit2 Sep 13, 2020
    #580
  • Before Wham Made It Big

    likeit1 Sep 12, 2020
    #579
  • And The World Wept

    likeit1 Sep 11, 2020
    #578
  • When The Area Involved Is Small

    likeit2 Sep 10, 2020
    #577
  • He Drove Al El Dorado

    likeit1 Sep 9, 2020
    #576
  • Microwave Ovens Are Becoming More Modern

    likeit1 Sep 8, 2020
    #575
  • No One Is Keeping The Sabbath

    likeit1 Sep 7, 2020
    #574
  • The Cucumber In The Disco Pants

    likeit0 Sep 6, 2020
    #573
  • A Man In His Thirties Wearing A Tweed Jacket

    likeit0 Sep 5, 2020
    #572
  • Too Early For A Burger

    likeit1 Sep 4, 2020
    #571
  • The Bond Proposal Failed To Pass

    likeit0 Sep 3, 2020
    #570
  • Pineapple Express Didn't Live Up To Expectations

    likeit1 Sep 2, 2020
    #569
  • Cutting Coupons With A Big Ass Bowie Knife

    likeit0 Sep 1, 2020
    #568
  • Fan Fiction Big Burnout Bingo

    likeit0 Aug 31, 2020
    #567
  • Shocking Brutal Character Development

    likeit0 Aug 30, 2020
    #566
  • The Long Look Inward

    likeit0 Aug 29, 2020
    #565
  • West Antartic Ice Sheet Acid Party

    likeit0 Aug 28, 2020
    #564
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