Sippin' the Reality

What's the latest?

I never promised you a rose garden

No need for a dipstick

This conversation is off the hook.

Horns of Petty

Pillow Talk

Piece of Cake

Gunning for Trouble

Alliteration Nation

If you've got the money, honey, I've got the time.

Cheerio

Ma heid's mince.

Mama said there'd be days like this

Sharing and Staring

"M" is for the million things she gave me.

Mama's coming

Life's a pitch, and then you buy.

The Moments of Happiness

A Streak of Bad Choices

Tarnation.

Not as black and white as a zebra

Don't get bent out of shape about it.

Time to get the ball rolling.

So, who's paying for breakfast?

Draw your own conclusions

Perchance to Dream

You are what you eat

Sometimes you just have to stop and feel the thorns

Money talks, and sometimes, it blathers.

Well, Somebody Greenlit Morbius

Out to Lunch

Is it on the app store?

I've got a dog in this fight.

Queasy and Uneasy.

Fishing for Wishes

When you care to share

Try to see it my way

The difference between hearing and listening.

Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof.

You really have to dig it

Easter PSA

Pretty as a picture.

Fumes

Tomorrow's another day (but so was yesterday)

The Sullied Sobriquet

It's similar to a simile

You got to keep a close watch on that one.

Ladder Day Saint

Another Monday, another day in court

Cleopatronizing

What Goes Around . . .

Bone of Contention.

Bargain Basement Buddy.

If the Pooh fits . . .

Top of the morning to ya.

Starving for Attention.

Down in the Mouth

Delicious and Fallacious

Barking up the wrong tree

Bear With Me

Crossing Over

It's the pits

Lord of the Flies

The Initial Faze

It's Not Easy Being Green

Losing the Plot

The Cost of Living

Sophistical Refutation

Turn of Phrase

Empty Calories

Put Your money where your mouth is

The Metaphysical Metaverse Metaphor

Donut tell anyone

The Great Indoors

For Whom the Bell Tolls

A Blessing of Unicorns?

Renewable Resource

Stars in their eyes

Cold-Blooded, Check It and See.

The Eros of His Ways.

Are You Ready to Rock?

Poking Around

Wrapped in an Enigma

Food for Thought

All Bells, No Whistles

Groundhog's Day

Is it a cheat sheet?

Degradation Explication

Sweet Serenity

Are you gherkin my chain?

The Real Meal Deal Feel

That Second Generation

Rate of Replacement

Sounds Fishy

And everything nice.

Golly Gee

Hearts will never be practical

Dance Like Nobody's Watching

Greece is the Word

When the deep purple falls

Well Rounded

The Uxorial Tutorial

Coming Attractions

Banality Mentality

Truth, Justice, and the American Way

The Old Data Dump

Just touching base

Homesteading the Final Frontier

Pretirement

Auld Lang Sighs

For Heaven's Sake

Something to noodle over

Exertion Assertion

Getting Crusty

He's making a list.

Counter Argument

A Gruffer Buffer

Shabby and Crabby

Monomial Expression

Hark!

Out Where the S'mores are PNG files

When your funny bone is made of titanium.

Hats off to friendship

Celebrating 500 Episodes!

Between a Tree and a Hard Place.

Glamorous but Clamorous

Weight, weight, don't tell me

Laid Off and Laid Back

Gooey

Easy as Pie

The Mighty Mycophile Returns

Happy Thanksgiving

What were we talking about?

Gravity Test

Debts and Frets.

The Gall of Cthuhlu

You can lead a unicorn to wonder . . .

Get Your Ducks in a Row

Wired Tired

How To Be a Howling Success.

The Five Symptom Song and Dance.

Sometimes it's better to just curse the darkness.

The Gap

Rated PG for Probably Goofy

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking

Waking Up is Hard to Do

The Early Worm Gets Eaten

Don't Sweat It

Paying the Syntax

Poo-tee-weet

Hello Ween

Smart Cookies Know the Difference

Pulling My Weight

Like the Edge of a Marshmallow

This one is for all my librarian friends.

Fang-tastic

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Jazzed

They had some real bangers back then

Lies, damned lies, and statistics

Hittin' the bazoo with the udder honey

Why is money so expensive?

A Symphony of Sympathy

The Weight of Memory

Be the Stagnation You Wish to See in the World.

This Magic Moment

The Iceman Cometh

Deals and Feels

The accountants were having a field day.

The Punctuality Mentality

He came to chew gum, and really, not much else.

Fact-Free Opinions

Behold the Mighty Placebo!

Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup

Give the Devil his due

Sailing in the Key of C

You Say Tomato, I Say Tomato

Keep Looking

Ice Age

Fair Trade Coffee

Hobbit Forming

A Comic about Aging (on my birthday)

AI vs BMV

The Waiting is the Hardest Part

Like arguing whose asphalt.

Hi Ho, Silver!

Chaps in Chaps

My nose is in great indignation

Hook, Line, and Sinker

Contentment is Free

Salty

The Legends of Lunchtime

Horning in on the Conversation

An Honest Mistake

A Primacy on Privacy

Work Life Balance

The Ties That Grind

Take Two Skittles and Call Me in the Morning

Putting a Price on Friendship

Don't Move; Don't Even Look at Them

The Fall of Cthulhu

A Whiff of Expectation

Chanel N°2

Rhymes with "Cuke"

At Arm's Length

Oblique and Unique

The Cost of Coming Back

Euphemism

Filling the Gap

Out of Touch

Not Just the OG, But the OGR

Java Joshing

Less than Half

A Sticky Situation

Almost an Adage

Picholas Returns

No Room for Doubt

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Chaka

A Quick Return to Unemployment

The Old Infinite Decimal Loophole

And Never the Twain Shall Meet

Retention Prevention

In the Cards

400th Episode

The Old Cranky Kettle

Cucumber newcomer

Bang a Gong. Get it On.

Indubitably

A Perverse Curse

You Are What You Eat

Casket Base

At the Apex of All Possibilities

Cinnamomum

Sentimental and Synthetic

Hail Columbia

Cthulhu Blues

Caveat Emptor

Silly Dilly

Space Cadet

Assault Shaker

Scared Stiff

Eating Your Feelings

Hangry Hangry

Average à la mode

The Old "Merit and Wear It" Scheme

He's Got Pipe Appeal

Jurassic Plastic

Footing the Bill

25 or 6 to 4

The Old Itchy Palm Trick

Meditation Affectation

The Warm Fuzzies

Calibrating the Celebrating

A Shell of a Guy

What size do you want to be?

Head in the Clouds

Half a Loaf Is Better than None

Vintage Whine

A Sticky Situation

Her Performance Review is Coming Up As Well

Two Tired

Funny, you don't act like a robot.

Steer Clear of Clear Sneer

A Frosty Response

The Mitch Glitch

They'll take a stand, but not a stadium

Just Another Wednesday

History Lesson

May Not Be Suitable for Young Children and Unicorns

Money Doesn't Grow on Trees

Slept Like a Logarithm

The "Try It" Diet

Percussive Maintenance

Tarnished and Unvarnished

Jump the Shark

The Games People Play

On legality's plasticity

We call them "numbers" because they make us sleepy.

C'est la vie

OG LOTR

Happy Trails

Clock and Roll

Not under the hill, just over it.

Apotelesm

Mushroom Man Returns

Ok, but does my browser have a jar?

It Plucks the Heartstrings

Bumbershoots

Waitin' Hatin'

A Poultry Wage

AI: Apparatus Ideology

Keeping Score with the Herbivore

Therefore, the dinosaur.

Unicorn Decorum

Cocktail Peanut

The Tabasco Standard

Glory Daze

A Gut Reaction

Star Trek Apex

Worst Case Scenario

Affirmation Authentication

Ontology is No Apology

Only the Lonely

Meanwhile, back at the B&G

Everyone Reminds Us of Someone Else

Selective Invective

Time for a Sing-Along?

Mission Implausible

Here We Are

Memories light the corners of my mind

The Cost of Romance

Pseudo Kudos

Memo: RE Ohio's New Gun Law

He Nearly Blew a Fuse

Cthulhu's Ted Talk

Round round get around, I get around

Stuck between weary and wary

Paraphrasing

A Trip Down Memory Lame

Elfistentialism

Factoring in Environmental Conditions

Grizzled and Frizzled

Time Marches On

Episode 300! Yay!

Of Baubles and Bridles

Mama said there'd be days like this

AKA Capitalism

Getting Hot Under the Collar

Spelling Mistakes

Here Comes the Sun Wukong

Too Tired for Two Tires

All According to Plan

The future will start at any moment now.

When Nature Calls, Answer It With a Sharpie

Your Other Mother

Legal Tender

A Fiscal Miscall

Rock on

The leaner, the meaner

Groundhog Day - Pt 3

Groundhog Day - Pt 2

Groundhog Day - Pt1

When the Cold Gets Old

Sometimes there's a lot to process

Jinn Fizz

Alphasaurus, maybe?

Humor: Theory vs Practice

Petro's paleo

A Koan

Stuck in the Mitch Ditch

And it smells like time itself

The Downside of the Update

What it takes to preen and sheen

Machine Morality

The Cthulhu Campaign (Part 5)

The Cthulhu Campaign (Part 4)

The Cthulhu Campaign (Part 3)

The Cthulhu Campaign (Part 2)

The Cthulhu Campaign (Part 1)

Winnie the who?

Poppy Jalopy: Part 2

We called him "Poppy Jalopy"

It started out as a nail-biter, but then it just kept going.

If the true fits, wear it.

A Crappy Prognosis

Stream of Consciousness

Dino Low Blow

Choral Corral

The Pointed Truth

Hark

Terminals

Regarding the Ontology of Pimentos

Unicorn Philosophy

Episode #250. Yay!

Aye, there's the rub

S.C.U.

Epicurean Erudition

Condiment Conundrum

Dinosaur Zen

Santa just wants people to chill out.

Looking for the Warm and Fuzzy

A Grumpy Breed

The Finality of Banality

Crumbs

You're going to have to repeat that

Spreading it thick

The DL on the RQ

Cornu Copiae

Airtight and Secure

Elementary

More Food for Thought

Hashing Out the Holidays

Connecting the Dots

A Burning Desire

Line Dancing on the head of a pin

Contemplation Designation

It's All About Name Recognition

Test of the Accurate Response System

Professing Procrastination

Too Soon

Shampoo Snafu

Never Stop Learning

Karma and Ketchup

Robots Get Arithmetickled.

The real Ted Lasso

A little bit bitter about the bitter bit

Puns Ahoy!

Between Fonts and Fondness

Today's Dribble

Happy Halloweenie

A little real alliteration

Chewing over your last words . . .

Don't look back in anger, look forward to it.

Aoogah Matata

Mothman Returns

That's the way the willpower crumbles

A Waist is a terrible thing to mind

Designed for Short Passages

Getting Paid Makes You a Professional

You Are What You Eat

Plumb Crazy

Food for Thought

Every Morning

Episode 200!

Can-do attitude

Nod to October

Vocabulary Adversary

Hola Granola

Childhood Disappointment

Double Trouble: Part Five

Double Trouble: Part Four

Double Trouble: Part Three

Double Trouble: Part Two

Double Trouble: Part One

Beans and The Queen

Wingnuts at the Wingding

Grandpa's maize days

It's nice to have a cool friend

What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding?

Another Groovy Random Character Day

Family Circuits

Universal Taboo

That'll Cost You Extra

Well, that takes the cake.

The Game is Afoot.

Regret

Breaking News

The Ups and Downs of Steady Employment

Scuttlebutt

Mr. Ed returns

Up a Creek . . .

Mnemonics

Domo arigato Mr. Zeno.

Willpower Vs Wontpower

A penny for your thoughts

A Gift from the Hearth

The Acting Bug

A good reason to keep your cool

The Dickens you say?

Lucre Logic

Artificial Pontification

Synergy

Col. Mustard in the kitchen with a gun

A Prandial Refrain for a Prosaic Repast

Narwhal Week 2021: Episode 5

Narwhal Week 2021: Episode 4

Narwhal Week 2021: Episode 3

Episode 2 of Narwhal Week 2021

Narwhal Week: Episode 1

Psittacine Theology

Batter Up!

Antisocial Media

A Remote Possibility

You'll be completely hypnotized by the time I count to three

A Visitor from Point Pleasant

A Foolproof Plan

A hard rain is gonna fall

Zeno plays his favorite game: "Dupe the Dolt"

All Grandmas have pearls of wisdom

Special Collaboration with Passion Works Studios

Salutations

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Batman!

Sooty Duty

If the shoe fits, wear it.

Pony up to the bar

Between hearsay and heresy

Just another Wednesday at Pomo's Bar & Grill

Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.

Not just lazy, but unicorn indolent

Work that would make you down in the mouth.

Doggone it

Back when nobody thought anything

Defective Perspective

The Holiday Isn't Over til We Clean Out the Fridge

Happy Fourth of July

When Your Friends are Your Rock

Let's Remember that Everybody Struggles

Greetings from Pomo's Bar & Grill

Some folks have a banjo in their life's soundtrack

Random Character Friday with Amelia Earhart

A Conversation in Inches

Facing Your Fears

The Caffeine Routine

There's nothing magical about smugness

Roombas are Nihilists.

The Trick is Expecting their Angles

Petro Hits the Juice Box Hard

Keeping It Local

Stock Market 101

The Regrettable Fashion Choices of our Youth

Time to get a grip and handle some weight gain

Jury Duty

History: The Clean Version

Being Clear about Obscuration

How to Name an Asteroid

It Could Happen (at least to Petro)

As if DC needs more dummies

Time to start Picnic Season

Faeries, come take me out of this dull world (WB Yeats)

Some things even science can't explain

Shouldn't Peanut Brittle be more brittle than our teeth?

Always Do What You're Told

It's in the Manual

Aristotle makes his Random Character Day appearance

Corn

The Real "Circle of Life"

What's In Your Fridge?

Another Monday at the P &G

One Does Not Simply Walk into Pomo's

Ask Not for Whom the Scale Rolls

Ode to Breakfast

Good Thing Pomo's isn't a Sports Bar

Your Friends Will Tell You What Your Mother Won't

The Spore the Merrier

The Difference between Theory and Practice

Hey, You, get off of my cloud

But Someone Is Going to Win

Living the Dream

Another Random Character Friday

More than you want to know about Pinocchio

Pinocchio's Origin Story

It Will Keep You Up at Night

The Whiff of Recognition

When the Congregation is an Actual Flock

What Grandpa Used to Say

Dentist are Unsung Heroes

Taboos of the Fae

Make Sure to Get What You Want

The Sacred Word of Power

Unicorn Dreams

Timing is Everything

The Mysteries Never End

Picking Your Moment

Random Character Friday with a Hairy Wizard

Robot Problems

Wednesdays are Universal

Something is in the air

Ay, there's the rub.

Keeping it in the family

The Meaning of Life

Homecookin'

It's Okay to Love your Cellphone

How to do Mondays

And Never the Twain Shall Meet

There's Always an Exception

A Lesson in Friendship

Another Hot Philosophical Debate

Revolutionary Thinking

National Poultry Day